Gwyneth Paltrow thinks that mean words can hurt water’s feelings and she’s out to change that. The new Miss USA is a black belt and she’s starring in her own martial arts flick. Start the countdown to Father’s Day. Barack Obama is on the phone to explain his recent walks. And Tuesday is Ball Point … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 10, 2014 →

Start your listeners’ Mondays with a parody to the Modern Family theme. Get all the legal documents you need for college intimacy at LegalBoomBoom.com. A first look a the theme song for the new show Born in the Wild is followed by Donald Duck Day. And round out your Monday with a new batch of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 9, 2014 →

The Modern Family theme has been turned into a short and sweet song about Friday. We’ve got a promo for what’s sure to be the next big binge watching show – Season 2 of “Orange Is The New Black.” The title of Tom Cruise’s “Edge of Tomorrow” sounds like an old soap opera and that’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 6, 2014 →

Dan Marino has dropped his name from the NFL concussion lawsuit and Football Films has a follow up. The Secret Service is looking for a way to determine online threats from jokes and soon we’ll be faced with the Sarcasm Police. We’ve got a Vanilla Ice song parody about the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Barney the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 5, 2014 →

The NSA is collecting all your online photos and if your computer ever crashes they have you covered. Football Films tackles the story about Dan Marino joining the concussion lawsuit. The warmer weather means the return of a Real American Hero. Parody Jeremy sent in a song about the ice cube diet. And on Wednesday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 4, 2014 →

We’ve got a song parody about how cat people are smarter than dog people. Casey Kasem counts down the weirdest things in his life. We have the pilot announcement from the dog poop plane. Justin Bieber tries to apologize for his racist joke. Barack Obama is on the phone to talk about his penchant for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 3, 2014 →

Microsoft billionaire Steve Ballmer purchased the LA Clippers for the betterment of mankind. Thirsty? Cow manure is being turned into drinking water. Virgin Galactic is one step closer to putting celebrities into space. Monday is Leave The Office Early Day. And we start the week with three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 2, 2014 →

Welcome Friday with a parody of the newest Imagine Dragons hit. The Honda Accord is the most stolen vehicle in America and they’re proud of it. We’ve got fake trailers for the new movies “Maleficent” and “A Million Ways to Die in the West.” Barack Obama accidentally outs more secret operatives in his Weekly Address. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 30, 2014 →

Celebrate Real American Heroes like 50 Cent and all celebrities past and present who are horrible at throwing out the ceremonial first pitch. The cash giveaway in San Francisco is being ripped off as a new game show starring Regis Philbin. Barney the Dinosaur explains the why school lunches are awful. Jay Leno is back … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 29, 2014 →

America’s Got Talent is back and America doesn’t want it. More municipalities are allowing citizens to text 911 and as you might expect autocorrect is wreaking havoc. Parody Jeremy takes exception to Pitbull’s misogynistic lyrics. Barack Obama talks about a naked man at the White House. And May 28th is National Hamburger Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 28, 2014 →