Put on a fake smile and honor Mr. Chipper Monday Morning Coworker a Real American (and Canadian) Hero! Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has a new TV news show and you can help spread the word. Coach Gruden has the lowdown on Monday Night’s Pats/Panthers’ game. Monday is Mickey Mouse Day. And we round out Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 18, 2013 →

Crank it up to get ready for the weekend with a Ted Nugent parody. Mark Wahlberg went off on Tom Cruise and it’s a Celebrity Feud! Stephen King has written a sequel to The Shining and we’ve got a preview. Next up are fake trailers for the new movies “The Best Man Holiday” and “Nebraska.” … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 15, 2013 →

Alec Baldwin is fighting against his alleged stalker in court and he’s paying for it all with his new Capital One card. Bill Clinton has a message for Barack Obama about the importance of keeping a commitment…and he does it with a straight face. Zac Efron’s jaw is wired shut after a fall but it … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 14, 2013 →

Who can save the doomed Obamacare website? We think the Priceline Negotiator is just the man for the job. Bieber Bismol is the cure for Justin’s food poisoning issues. A new Football Films asks why we expect PC behavior from a bunch of pro football players. Parody Jeremy is back with a song all about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 13, 2013 →

Something more frightening than any horror movie is about to strike the world of entertainment…it’s an ABBA Reunion!!! Miley Cyrus smoked a joint onstage at the EMAs and we made her the subject of a very convincing anti drug ad. More women than ever before are hunting. We put together a HOT song all about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 12, 2013 →

Today we regale a Real American Hero – the man who wears bacon-scented toiletries. (Canadian version also available). Chris Christie’s weight is lampooned on the cover of Time Magazine, but in the pages of Tubby Time Magazine, there are plenty of heavyweight celebrities. Coach Gruden is back with a word about bullying ahead of Monday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 11, 2013 →

To get ready for the weekend we crank up the crazy on John Pardi’s “Up All Night.” Blockbuster Video closing their doors means opportunity for the right people. Fake Trailers are ready for “Thor: The Dark World” and “The Book Thief.” We’ve got a show open for the newly discovered body part. Barack Obama admits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 8, 2013 →

Make your next confession easier to accept by using a Canadian accent like Toronto Mayor Rob Ford! McDonald’s has replaced toys with books in their Happy Meals and the reaction is basically what you’d expect. Marvel has a new Muslim super hero and we have the theme music. Jay Leno is back with more monologue … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 7, 2013 →

Amanda Bynes said, “I’ll be home for Christmas.” We thought that would make a great title for her Christmas CD. The Rainbow Loom is the hottest toy so far this Holiday Season and now kids can make more than just bracelets! Football Films has a special presentation all about the Dolphins’ disgraced Guard Richie Incognito. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 06, 2013 →

As the NFL tries to attract more female fans, we thought we’d help by recreating one of football’s more iconic songs. The Jonas Brothers are broken up and that does not bode well for a Jonas Brothers Thanksgiving. Get an early jump on holiday shopping with the perfect perfume for your grandmother. Barack Obama takes … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 05, 2013 →