Honor the Real American/Canadian Hero behind all the lame jokes at the Academy Awards telecast. If you like Billy Ray Cyrus’ new rap version of Achy Breaky Heart, you’ll love the new CD called Country Rap. Jason Collins is the first openly gay NBA player and the star of VH1’s all new Basketball Husbands. Jay … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 27, 2014 →

A parody of the Jeopardy! theme is all about super contestant Arthur Chu. Be the first to play an ad for Taco Bell’s new breakfast Waffle Taco. The Got Milk? ad campaign has been replaced and we’ve got the tagline auditions that didn’t make it. Parody Jeremy is back with his girlfriend and he’s got … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 26, 2014 →

Atlantans are preparing for Justin Bieber to be their new neighbor and one very famous-sounding resident is singing out about it. The NFL wants to ban the use of the N-Word, and Football Films thinks that means any word that starts with N. American Idol is losing money and so this coming week they’re holding … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 25, 2014 →

Say goodbye to the Olympics with a parody of Pharrell Williams’ “Happy.” The final batch of Olympic Updates is now Olympic Wrap Ups. We got a message from the Girl Scouts about selling cookies in front of marijuana dispensaries. Monday is National Tortilla Chip Day. And we round out the offering with three new Show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 24, 2014 →

Capital One will come to your house if you owe them money as our new ad frighteningly displays. The Daytona 500 is Sunday and any real NASCAR fan will want a new commemorative plate from the Franklin Mint. We have fake trailers for the new movies ‘3 Days to Kill’ and ‘Pompeii.’ Volume 10 of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 21, 2014 →

Poke a little fun at Hot Pockets and their “diseased meat” recall. We’ve got a rocking parody all about the lack of rock salt for our nation’s slippery roads. Two new Olympic updates are at the starting gate. Jay Leno returns to talk about Jimmy Fallon as well as to offer him a couple of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 20, 2014 →

America is facing a clown shortage and you can help recruit new talent with an ad for Community Clown College. There are many weird Winter Olympic events, but none stranger than Curly-ing. Two new Olympic Updates are ready to slide right into your show. Parody Jeremy is singing to get his lost love back. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 19, 2014 →

America might be getting kicked around in the Olympics, but this Toby Keith song tells the world we will dominate in the summer during the real Olympics. Jimmy Fallon debuts a host of the Tonight Show and Johnny Carson gives his opinion from beyond the eternal curtain. Two more Olympic Updates are ready to fly. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 18, 2014 →

Start your week with an anthem to Bruce Jenner’s new look with a parody of Aerosmith’s “Dude (Looks Like a Lady).” Chris Christie is being compared to Tony Soprano and with a quick call to the Governor, you’ll realize that he sounds a lot like him too! Two new Olympic Updates (and a nifty Outro) … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 17, 2014 →

A Vermont Teddy Bear is great, but a Colorado Teddy Bear takes things even higher. Many folks in North America are digging out their driveways and living in fear of…the plow! We’ve got fake trailers for Winter’s Tale and About Last Night. Two new Olympic Updates await. President Obama talks about Presidents’ Day. And February … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 14, 2014 →