Cheer on the Men’s National Team with a family-friendly (as well as a hot version) of the famous song from Team America World Police. Transformers are huge…but not as huge as the way US sports fans are transforming into soccer fans. If you’re not smart enough to find love with Mensa Match, try Stupid Cupid. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 1, 2014 →

With gas prices so high, Florida Georgia Line can no longer afford to roll! The fate of the women of The View plays like a horror film. Help the hype surrounding LeBron James with 4 short and silly special reports. On Monday we celebrate Social Media Day. And we finish off the top section of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 30, 2014 →

What happened in the US’s World Cup match? Find out in News from the World Cup. If the guys from The Hangover movies had paid a doctor to cure them, the movie would not have been the same. The latest Transformers sequel opens. Barack Obama addresses the issue of the British World Cup team souvenir … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 27, 2014 →

Cheer on Team USA with a new soccer anthem! Mike Tyson has words of encouragement for the Uruguayan soccer player who bit his Italian opponent. We answer the question of why a man walked into a Queens McDonald’s with a knife stuck in his back. Barney explains the new study that fortified breakfast cereals are … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 26, 2014 →

Elvis sings about his armpit-stained jumpsuit that’s about to go up for auction. Starbucks is selling handcrafted soda and you can be the first to make fun of it. There’s a new teddy bear that doubles as a sex toy. Parody Jeremy is here to sing about his mom’s addiction to the sun. And June … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 25, 2014 →

MC Hammer is here to sing about World Cup soccer players taking dives. Hillary Clinton is learning how to speak to the average American voter. If you’d like a hunky inmate like the one in that viral photo then log on to eFelony. Barack Obama is on the phone to talk about saving the honey … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 24, 2014 →

Start your listeners’ week with the Saddest Day of the Week. Salute a Real American Hero who wears jeans when he jogs. Bergdahl gets a theme song. Monday is Let it Go Day. And finish off Today’s Audio with a new batch of Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 23, 2014 →

Jerky Boys is the new film from Clint Eastwood. The Washington Redskins aren’t the only NFL team with an insensitive name. We have fake trailers for the new movies “Jersey Boys” and “Think Like a Man Too.” Barack Obama takes on critics of his foreign policy. And Friday is Vanilla Milkshake Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 20, 2014 →

We’ve got proof that the great and powerful Dr. Oz is not who he appears to be. Scientists have discovered gay bears and we have a famous one signing all about it. Barney the Dinosaur is here to explain the dangers of sitting to your kids. Jay Leno is on the line to talk about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 19, 2014 →

Auditions for a musical about Rob Ford are taking place in Toronto and we hope to see it on Broadway one day! Football Films has a feature on the kind of football that’s going on right now in Brazil. A Walter White wannabe started a meth lab at a retirement home in California. Parody Jeremy … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 18, 2014 →