James Bond is an impotent drunk in The Spy Who Couldn’t Love Me. Megyn Kelly is sticking to her assertion that Santa Claus is white in her new Christmas special. Coach Gruden breaks down Monday Night’s Ravens-Lions game. December 16th is Boston Tea Party Day. And we close out Today’s Audio with three new Show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 16, 2013 →

Friday is here. It also happens to be the unlucky 13th. Warn your listeners with Friday the 13th Day of Christmas. Celebrate the weekly holiday of Friday with a Christmasy parody of Jingle Bells. We’ve got Fake Trailers for the new movies “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug” and “Saving Mr. Banks.” Barack Obama takes … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 13, 2013 →

The Duck Dynasty Christmas CD is doing so well, we imagine they’ll follow it up with yet another Christmas TV Special. General Motors has a new female CEO and she’s introducing a new automotive advancement. Justin Bieber called a woman a beached whale. We have the angry response…from a beached whale. Jay Leno is on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 12, 2013 →

Canada is claiming the North Pole as part of their country and Santa is singing about his adopted national identity. A new Football Films profiles the NFL’s no tailgating policy at the Super Bowl. Play a fake promo for Sarah Palin’s upcoming Outdoorsman Channel show. Parody Jeremy emailed you a new song about living in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 11, 2013 →

Lindsay the Red-Faced Train Wreck is a Christmas parody all about LiLo’s latest scandal. Ylvis’ What Does the Fox Say? has been turned into a children’s book. It hits stores Tuesday and you can be the first to run a promo. Facebook is considering adding a “Sympathize” button and we have some suggestions for even … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 10, 2013 →

If you liked our Parody “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Friday,” bookend the weekend with a Monday version of the same carol! Next, issue a stark warning about a dangerous new side effect of marijuana – Moobs! In an effort to make our roads safer, we suggest a new movie franchise all about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 09, 2013 →

Start with a Christmasy Friday-themed parody of It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas. Help some lonely elves find love at Kringle Mingle. Have fun with a fake trailer for the new movie “Out of the Furnace.” Let Barack Obama audition for SportsCenter in his weekly address, and pay tribute to National Gazpacho Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 06, 2013 →

Thursday night’s TV audio! Fox: X Factor and Glee CBS: Big Bang Theory late night roundup BBTheory – Theme BBTheory – Celebrating Sheldon BBTheory – Raj and his dog Cinnamon BBTheory – Drinking game XFactor – Aloha for Ellona XFactor – Simon sends Rion home Glee – Unseen Christmas Episode Glee – Judge Sue Glee … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, December 06, 2013 →

“Baby It’s Cold Outside” doesn’t go far enough to describe the cold snap devouring the country, so we took it a step further. Considering naming your new baby after a Duck Dynasty star? We made it easier. Carrie Underwood is doing The Sound of Music and now AC/DC is doing The Grinch. Jay Leno has … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 05, 2013 →

We start with a Christmas song about a child who only wants Obamacare for Christmas. Amazon delivery by drone? The President’s been sending drones for quite some time at Obamazon.com! With David Lee Roth making a new album with Van Halen, we updated our David Lee Roth IRA bit from back in August. Parody Jeremy … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 04, 2013 →