To get ready for the weekend we crank up the crazy on John Pardi’s “Up All Night.” Blockbuster Video closing their doors means opportunity for the right people. Fake Trailers are ready for “Thor: The Dark World” and “The Book Thief.” We’ve got a show open for the newly discovered body part. Barack Obama admits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 8, 2013
Make your next confession easier to accept by using a Canadian accent like Toronto Mayor Rob Ford! McDonald’s has replaced toys with books in their Happy Meals and the reaction is basically what you’d expect. Marvel has a new Muslim super hero and we have the theme music. Jay Leno is back with more monologue … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 7, 2013
Amanda Bynes said, “I’ll be home for Christmas.” We thought that would make a great title for her Christmas CD. The Rainbow Loom is the hottest toy so far this Holiday Season and now kids can make more than just bracelets! Football Films has a special presentation all about the Dolphins’ disgraced Guard Richie Incognito. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 06, 2013
As the NFL tries to attract more female fans, we thought we’d help by recreating one of football’s more iconic songs. The Jonas Brothers are broken up and that does not bode well for a Jonas Brothers Thanksgiving. Get an early jump on holiday shopping with the perfect perfume for your grandmother. Barack Obama takes … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 05, 2013
Metallica loves Justin Bieber! We mashed the two together to create a tribute band. If you suffer from headaches that result from the change to Standard Time, there’s a cure. We have audio of Yoko Ono and Paul McCartney patching things up. Coach Gruden talks about the Monday night game and a commercial you’re bound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 04, 2013
President Obama sings all about his record-low approval ratings. The Christmas season starts the day after Halloween and we’ve got a poem all about it. Remind your listeners to change their clocks on Sunday with a Justin Timberlake song. We have Fake Trailers for the new movies “Ender’s Game,” “Free Birds,” and “Last Vegas.” Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 01, 2013
We start out with a tribute to the terror of Leftover Halloween Candy. Next we forecast what you’ll see the kids dressed up as this year. We’ve got two new Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas. Jay Leno is back with more jokes. And this Halloween celebrate Books for Treats Day…if you dare. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 31, 2013
We start out with a song for parents of trick-or-treaters set to the Addams Family theme. A new Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea will have you looking like Lady Gaga at the drop of a hat…and several other articles of clothing. Britney Spears’ music is being used to thwart Somali pirates as you’ll hear in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Get a celebrity Halloween costume at Jos A. Bank and get 50-percent off your dignity! Or if you don’t have time, we have another great Last Minute Costume Idea. The NFL Front Office is taking heat for not paying taxes and Football Films has the details. Barack Obama is on the line, but he’s got … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 29, 2013
For Halloween costumes guaranteed not to offend, visit the Politically Correct Halloween Costume Warehouse. Or if you’re making your own, may we suggest a Last Minute Halloween Costume Idea? McDonald’s is raising the price of the items on their Dollar Menu and we’ve got a fake commercial. Coach Gruden breaks down the game and talks … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 28, 2013