Regale the Real American Hero (or douche bag) who can’t adjust to having had Monday off. Hotels are making a killing from charging guests for hidden fees and the Roaming Gnome has fallen victim. A couple in Florida is trying to have their wedding sponsored and we have a preview of their vows. September 2nd … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 2, 2014 →

In observance of Labor Day, UCN will not provide a DailyPost for Monday. The next new post will be published to the site Monday evening for use on Tuesday. UCN wishes you all a very happy, healthy and relaxing Labor Day. Sing a “Happy” song about leaving work early on the Friday before a long … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 29, 2014 →

MTKO’s “Classic” is now a parody about Labor Day traffic. Phone Jacks is UCN’s newest feature that takes real audio and uses it to prank unsuspecting people. We’ve got a new show open about folks afflicted with “Sleep Drunkenness.” The Times of London is piping in the sound of typewriters to make their reporters more … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 28, 2014 →

A man in Oregon has been accused of shoplifting by shoving stolen items up his kilt…and now you can too! Burger King has purchased Tim Horton’s and that’s resulted in some interesting new menu items. The price of beef is at an all time high and buying it feels like buying a luxury car. Parody … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 27, 2014 →

Not to be outdone by the VMA’s, the Emmys had its share of violent parties. Get everything you need for an Urban Dictionary romance at Hot Carl’s. Most all kids head back to school this week and we’re counting down the moment until parents are free. Barack Obama is on the phone to answer claims … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 26, 2014 →

The Naked TV craze comes to daytime and it’s not going to be pretty. Shop for back-to-school clothes at Victoria’s Secret. During the Simpsons Marathon, the Yo app has a new Homer-inspired edition. Monday is National Secondhand Wardrobe Day. And enjoy three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 25, 2014 →

Any discussion of the Ice Bucket Challenge can be set up with our cold water-inspired parody of a Van Halen classic. Football Films looks into the NFL charging pop stars to perform at halftime of the Super Bowl. Fake Trailers are for the new movies “Sin City: A Dame To Kill For” and “If I … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 22, 2014 →

The Simpsons Marathon starts Thursday night and Homer stopped by to give us a tease. Honor the Real American Hero who’s next in line to be the oldest living man. Back by popular demand, we have three more Little League World Series Sponsorships. Barney tries to put young minds at ease before their first day … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 21, 2014 →

Little League sensation Mo’Ne Davis pitches Wednesday, so cheer her on with a Billy Idol classic. It costs 254-thousand dollars to raise a child in America and parents need your help. Don Pardo has passed away and we have a preview of his eulogy. Parody Jeremy sent you song about the Ice Bucket Challenge. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 20, 2014 →

The theme from a popular animated kids show is now a back-to-school anthem. Michael Bay is turning yet another popular 80s cartoon into a big screen blockbuster. Three more Little League World Series Sponsorships are on the way. Barack Obama is on the phone to tell you the real reason he went back to Washington. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 19, 2014 →