We took the smash hit “All About That Bass” and gave it a country twist by hiring a fisherman to pronounce “Bass” like the fish. Mr. Store Clerk Who Orders It From the Website is our newest Real American Hero. Fake Trailers are for the new releases “No Good Deed” and “Dolphin Tale 2.” Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 12, 2014 →

Run for your life…it’s coming…it’s Pumpkin Flavor! There’s a new self-driving car on the market and you can be first to introduce it to the world. We took the new iPhone/Apple Watch announcement and turned it into this week’s Phone Jack. Barney the Dinosaur is back to explain the dangers of high tech devices to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 11, 2014 →

Calm down the Apple fans in your audience who can’t wait until 2015 for the Apple Watch. Chef Gordon Ramsay takes on Michelle Obama in the new season of Hell’s Kitchen. Butter has shot up in price and a new fake ad explains why. Parody Jeremy sent you a song about Fantasy Football and he’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 10, 2014 →

Ring in the news of Princess Kate’s pregnancy with a Talking Heads parody. Tuesday’s big announcement from Apple is now a very cool Show Open using the voice of Tim Cook. We have an example of how the owner of the Atlanta Hawks hoped to bring in more white fans. Barack Obama is on the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 9, 2014 →

It’s the first Monday Night game of the season and our Zac Brown parody will get you fired up. The View has announced the new cast and folks everywhere will be covering their ears. Coach Gruden is back to preview Monday Night Football. Monday is National Boss/Employee Exchange Day. And we finish off Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 8, 2014 →

We have a promo for Madden 15 that celebrates the tiny player glitch. If it’s too nice outside to sit around and watch football on Sunday you need the new fantasy app. Fake Trailers are for the new movies “The Identical” and the 20th anniversary iMAX release of “Forrest Gump.” Barack Obama talks about Michelle’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 5, 2014 →

The FBI can’t solve the celebrity photo hacking caper, we need David Caruso on the case! The NFL season is here and it’s time to bid a musical farewell to your wife. We also are posting a season-starting Football Films from the UCN archives. Our newest Phone Jack uses the sound of John Madden’s voice … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 4, 2014 →

Baby Got Hacked is a song parody all about the celebrities reeling from the nude photo hacking scandal. We cranked up the “fantasy” in a new fantasy football chatroom. Parody Jeremy prematurely says goodbye to the sweltering heat of summer. Barack Obama is busy solving problems…just not the right ones. And every September 3rd we … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 3, 2014 →

Regale the Real American Hero (or douche bag) who can’t adjust to having had Monday off. Hotels are making a killing from charging guests for hidden fees and the Roaming Gnome has fallen victim. A couple in Florida is trying to have their wedding sponsored and we have a preview of their vows. September 2nd … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 2, 2014 →

In observance of Labor Day, UCN will not provide a DailyPost for Monday. The next new post will be published to the site Monday evening for use on Tuesday. UCN wishes you all a very happy, healthy and relaxing Labor Day. Sing a “Happy” song about leaving work early on the Friday before a long … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 29, 2014 →