Cheer on Team USA with a new soccer anthem! Mike Tyson has words of encouragement for the Uruguayan soccer player who bit his Italian opponent. We answer the question of why a man walked into a Queens McDonald’s with a knife stuck in his back. Barney explains the new study that fortified breakfast cereals are … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 26, 2014 →

Elvis sings about his armpit-stained jumpsuit that’s about to go up for auction. Starbucks is selling handcrafted soda and you can be the first to make fun of it. There’s a new teddy bear that doubles as a sex toy. Parody Jeremy is here to sing about his mom’s addiction to the sun. And June … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 25, 2014 →

MC Hammer is here to sing about World Cup soccer players taking dives. Hillary Clinton is learning how to speak to the average American voter. If you’d like a hunky inmate like the one in that viral photo then log on to eFelony. Barack Obama is on the phone to talk about saving the honey … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 24, 2014 →

Start your listeners’ week with the Saddest Day of the Week. Salute a Real American Hero who wears jeans when he jogs. Bergdahl gets a theme song. Monday is Let it Go Day. And finish off Today’s Audio with a new batch of Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 23, 2014 →

Jerky Boys is the new film from Clint Eastwood. The Washington Redskins aren’t the only NFL team with an insensitive name. We have fake trailers for the new movies “Jersey Boys” and “Think Like a Man Too.” Barack Obama takes on critics of his foreign policy. And Friday is Vanilla Milkshake Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 20, 2014 →

We’ve got proof that the great and powerful Dr. Oz is not who he appears to be. Scientists have discovered gay bears and we have a famous one signing all about it. Barney the Dinosaur is here to explain the dangers of sitting to your kids. Jay Leno is on the line to talk about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 19, 2014 →

Auditions for a musical about Rob Ford are taking place in Toronto and we hope to see it on Broadway one day! Football Films has a feature on the kind of football that’s going on right now in Brazil. A Walter White wannabe started a meth lab at a retirement home in California. Parody Jeremy … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 18, 2014 →

The Kardashians’ ratings are way down and we have a promo to prove it. Alex Trebek attained Guinness World Record status and he’s gloating just a bit. Adam Lambert is hitting the road with Queen, the perfect fit for him! Barack Obama is on the line to talk politics…or sports…one of the two. And Tuesday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 17, 2014 →

The only guy at work who actually cares about World Cup Soccer is a Real American Hero. Harrison Ford is recuperating at home with the help of Chewbacca Home Companions. We’ve got a show open for a day that’s even unluckier than Friday the 13th. Monday is National Fudge Day. And we round out Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 16, 2014 →

Take Dad out for Father’s Day Brunch even though there really is no such thing. The final two Father’s Day Countdowns are all set to go. The Game of Thrones season finale is Sunday. It’s Friday the 13th and we have a bit from the UCN vault. We have fake trailers for the new movies … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 13, 2014 →