Mr. Late to the Riot Looter is a Real American Hero, perhaps this one is more suited for the Real American Douchebag version! Draft-anon is a support group for high NFL draft picks trying to cope with next season’s fate. Barney the Dinosaur combines the Super Fight and the Kentucky Derby into one lesson for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 30, 2015 →

Wednesday’s Orioles game in Baltimore will be played, but with no crowd in attendance as the game has been closed to the public. There’s a new greeting card line for those who are still feeling anguish over the death of McDreamy. The new Avengers movie has a lot of comic book fans feeling reenergized. Parody … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 29, 2015 →

Brian Williams returns with some thoughts about a certain personality who should be banned from TV. “Critical Research” is our new production donut for showcasing stories about unnecessary medical studies. Many states are considering a ban on powdered alcohol and that could spell doom for “Metamuc-ahol.” Barack Obama is still basking in the comedic glow … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 28, 2015 →

The Muppet Show is coming back to TV with a more adult theme and you can be the first to play the show’s new song. Ben and Jerry introduce their own line of recalled ice cream flavors. Cheech and Chong chime in on the latest news from the world of weed. Monday is Tell a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 27, 2015 →

Get amped for the weekend with a parody of “Shut Up and Dance.” Don’t miss the final silly promo for the Bruce Jenner interview. Fake Trailers are for “Ex Machina,” “Age of Adaline,” and “The Water Diviner.” Barack Obama previews this weekend’s correspondents’ dinner. And Friday is a special occasion called Pig in a Blanket … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 24, 2015 →

On Thursday’s Dr. Oz, the embattled TV doctor takes on his critics and we have a preview. Have fun with the Bruce Jenner interview with another short fake promo. From the UCN vault is a zany Show Open to play on the day after Earth Day. Barney the Dinosaur explains the new study about how … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 23, 2015 →

We’ve got a Beatles parody about how you forgot about Earth Day. From the UCN Bit Archive, comes a new line of greeting cards from Al Gore. We’ve got the first in a series of short promos for Bruce Jenner’s interview on 20/20. An Uber driver stopped a crime spree in Chicago and deserves the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 22, 2015 →

If your obituary asks mourners to not vote for Hillary, you should expect a political response ad. Football Films sheds a heavenly light on the return of Tim Tebow to the NFL. 4-21 is the holiday for stoners who completely forgot about 4-20. Call the President regarding the latest breach of the White House fence. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 21, 2015 →

Brad Paisley’s “Alcohol” is now about something the ladies find intoxicating, the embattled Doctor Oz! SportsCenter breaks down the Britt McHenry parking lot meltdown video highlights. Cheech & Chong have a report about 4-20. Monday is the day to celebrate Look Alike Day. And three Show Sweepers complete the Today’s Audio Section. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 20, 2015 →

We’ve got a rockin’ rebellion against this already over-hyped election season. A radio station in Colorado has made the switch to an all-marijuana format and we created an air check. Fake Trailers are for Paul Blart 2, Unfriended, and Monkey Kingdom. Barack Obama uses his weekly address to give his opinion on Hillary’s chances. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 17, 2015 →