Twisted Sister’s iconic metal hit is now an anthem to snowy, winter frustration. NBC Nightly News is holding auditions in case the network parts ways with the current liar sitting in the anchor chair. Target isn’t being too discrete regarding how they promote the line of Fifty Shades adult toys. Get into a segment on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 9, 2015 →

Who better to watch the Grammys with than your Grammy? Get an exclusive interview with Bruce Jenner. Brian Williams comes on your show to apologize for a few more things. We’ve got Fake Trailers for the three big movies opening this weekend. Barack Obama uses his weekly radio address to promote vaccinations. And Friday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 6, 2015 →

Football Films chronicles Tom Brady giving away his Super Bowl MVP truck. A woman was kicked out of a McDonald’s for bringing in her therapy kangaroo. Barney the Dinosaur explains childhood vaccinations. Justin Bieber is the platform for this week’s Phone Jack. The first-ever marijuana vending machine is in Seattle, so we’ve reposted a bit … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 5, 2015 →

The Measles outbreak has shined a light on the need to vaccinate and our parody of Shout! helps illuminate the cause. Suge Knight Rider is the story of a talking car that does whatever it’s told. The harsh winter weather has a lot of folks calling for Punxsutawney Phil’s head. Parody Jeremy sings about how … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 4, 2015 →

A parody of “Let It Go” is now an anthem about getting too much snow. Sports Illustrated creates a special commemorative issue for Seahawks fans. A new anti-marijuana PSA features Pete Carroll. If you’ve ever called the police because your social media site was down, you might be featured on Facebook 911. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 3, 2015 →

Football Films is all about how America feels about the Champions of Super Bowl 49. We’ve got a Fall Out Boy parody for the champion Patriots. Cheech and Chong give you the final call of their big game broadcast. Celebrate Groundhog Day with a clip montage and our “Today Is” almanac feature. And no Monday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 2, 2015 →

Day-o! Check out our new song parody about Deflate-gate. Cheech and Chong return for more Super Bowl play-by-play. We got a Super Bowl Real American Hero from the UCN vault. Fake Movie Trailers are for the new films “Black or White,” “Project Almanac,” and “The Loft.” Barack Obama is sick of the news coverage of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 30, 2015 →

Florida Georgia Line’s huge country hit is now a parody about Super Bowl “Sun Daze.” By request, Cheech and Chong are back doing play-by-play for the big game. The cast of the all-female reboot of Ghostbusters has been revealed and we’ve reposted a bit from the UCN archive. Barney the Dinosaur teaches kids about gambling. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 29, 2015 →

When the blizzard is a bust, get an apology from your local news’ storm team. Go live to a Deflate-gate press conference with the Patriots’ locker room attendant at the center of it all. There’s an over-the-phone church in Alaska, but you can call God directly. Parody Jeremy sings about his desire to own a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 28, 2015 →

Stock up on useless crap at the SkyMall Going Out of Business Sale. In its easiest mission yet, American Sniper takes out Mortdecai. The NFL has a new job opening and you can help fill it. Barack Obama is taking calls in India. And January 27th is Thomas Crapper Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 27, 2015 →