Need to get away? Tell your boss you might have Ebola and take a Quarantine Vacation. A new study claims that a certain type of female orgasm is a myth and you can go live to the press conference for more info. Barney the Dinosaur warns your children about the dangers of playground swings. This … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 9, 2014
It’s probably not the best time to launch a web-based soup company called e-Bowl-a-Soup! The new iPhone not only bends, but it’s also ripping the hair off people’s heads and faces. Robots will eventually take everyone’s job. And Wednesday is American Touch Tag Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 8, 2014
An Aerosmith parody is all about the color pink invading the NFL. Give your baby the feeling of being famous by having his picture taken like a star! Barry Manilow’s Copacabana just got scarier now that it’s about Ebola. Speaking of Ebola, the President is on the line to calm your fears about the disease. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Facebook is getting into the health care realm and it could be very dramatic. Real Housewife Theresa Giudice is going to prison and starring in a new show. Coach Gruden chimes in on the controversy over the Redskins’ name. October 6th is National Physician’s Assistant Day. And a new batch of Show Sweepers are ready … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 6, 2014
Start the weekend with a parody of the theme to The Muppet Show. Viagra is now marketing to women and we improved their first commercial. Fake Trailers are for the new movies “Gone Girl,” “Annabelle,” and “Left Behind.” Barack Obama defends the Secret Service in his weekly address. And Friday is Techies Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 3, 2014
Barack Obama sings about the difference between ISIS and ISIL. Go live to a press conference about the new study that suggest beer can boost brainpower. Barney the Dinosaur is back to explain Ebola to children. We use Jeff Goldblum’s strange new GE commercial as the fuel for this week’s Phone Jack. And October 2nd … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 2, 2014
Sing about all those gloriously gory temporary Halloween stores popping up everywhere. A new trade school prepares you for a job “working” in Congress. Make an attempt to pump people up for playoff baseball by pretending it’s football. Parody Jeremy is in love with Netflix and emailed you a parody. And October 1st is CD … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 1, 2014
Justin Bieber will be the voice of KITT in a new film called “Killing Hasselhoff.” Your wrist is the latest advancement in pivoting razor technology. The next step in protecting your identity is found in the chemistry of your tears. Barack Obama is busy choosing a replacement for Eric Holder. And the last day of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Frankie Ballard’s “Sunshine and Whiskey” is all about that unmistakeable odor of the morning. We spoof those strange new Lincoln TV commercials with Matthew McConaughey. Jon Gruden previews the big Monday Night Football matchup. September 29th is National Coffee Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 29, 2014
If you’ve paid the price for not updating your fantasy football roster, you are a Real American Hero. Fake Trailers are for the new films “The Equalizer” and “The Boxtrolls.” We have a batch of show closers we hope you’ll find handy as you wrap up another spectacular show. The President addresses his uncomfortable Coffee … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 26, 2014