Dumbweiser is the new beer for heavy drinkers with low IQs. A new show open about the world’s sexiest names is a good way to introduce your name. Barney the Dinosaur explains the new law in the UK that allows three-parent babies. Bill Cosby is the voice behind this week’s phone jack. Thursday is Carnival … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 26, 2015 →

Start out with a parody of the song from The Lego Movie about how everything is not awesome when everything is frozen. Football Films features Michael Sam being added to the active roster of Dancing with the Stars. People have been trying to act out scenes from Fifty Shades in spite of the film’s explicit … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 25, 2015 →

If your daughter wants to run off with ISIS, get her the brand new Barbie first. John Travolta is on the line to chat briefly about his strange Oscars appearance. The inventor of the Bacon Crust Pizza is a Real American Hero. Barack Obama chimes in on what Rudy Giuliani said about his patriotism. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 24, 2015 →

Apple is building a car and we hope celebrity endorser Matthew McConaughey makes the jump from Lincoln. Bill O’Reilly is accused of lying about his war stories, so pick up the phone and get Brian Williams’ reaction. Lead into a discussion of the Academy Awards with a Post Oscar Show Open. Monday is International Dog … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 23, 2015 →

Countdown the weeks until Spring as it’s only a month away! There’s no better time than now to introduce your audience to the art of meditation. The Daytona 500 and the Oscars are both on TV this Sunday and we have a show open. We’ve got an Oscar song from the UCN archives. Three Fake … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 20, 2015 →

Vanilla Ice has been charged with burglary and now he’s got a bad rap. Who’s the Real American Hero at the Academy Awards? It’s Mr. Predictable Oscar Joke Writer. Joe Biden is the star of a new feature to help guys to score with more chicks. Barney the Dinosaur is here to help explain to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 19, 2015 →

Monster ratings for NBC’s SNL40 can only mean one thing – a sequel. Cindy Crawford is bringing her aging, wrinkled look to her line of home furnishings. Congratulate the winner of Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show with a fun and funky song from the UCN vault. Parody Jeremy thinks he wants to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 18, 2015 →

A parody of the classic Vanilla Ice rap is about preventing ice dams! If you need to deliver bad news do it with the happiest language of all. Promo Fat Tuesday like it’s a monster truck race. The FAA has put Amazon’s drone delivery project on hold. Barack Obama reacts to a newspaper headline that … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 17, 2015 →

Usher in another murderous Monday with a parody of the Imagine Dragons hit. It’s President Lincoln as you’ve never imagined him in Fifty Shades of Abe. A show open and our Today Is almanac bit are both about Presidents Day. Have fun with Uma and Renee in a parody of The Odd Couple. And as … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 16, 2015 →

Get your Valentine an unbelievable diamond from the Pants on Fire collection by Brian Williams. Theaters are discouraging Fifty Shades fans from bringing whips and rope to the movie. Regale the Real American Hero who didn’t plan ahead for Valentine’s Day. We have a Friday the 13th Montage. Fake Trailers are for the new films … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 13, 2015 →