Hillary uses Clinstagram and now her husband has a new app that’s all his own. Clapton sings about those horrible teens who stole cremated ashes thinking it was cocaine. Barney the Dinosaur prepares kids for Friday the 13th. This week’s Phone Jack uses the newest internet sensation, the drive thru traffic reporter. And Thursday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 12, 2015 →

Sing along with a classic Beatles song that’s all about noisy garbage men. Hillary Clinton is abandoning email altogether and will communicate with her own version of Instagram. Brian Williams tells “The Truth” about his desire to take over for David Letterman. Parody Jeremy thinks he’s responsible for Facebook removing their “Feeling Fat” emoji. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 11, 2015 →

Pharrell Williams is happy about the new Apple watch. Golf’s popularity is down and we have a promo to hype it up. The Pope channels Liam Neeson when the Vatican is extorted over a stolen Michelangelo letter. Barack Obama wants to talk about his trip to Selma. Tuesday is Mario Day. And the Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 10, 2015 →

Alert Snuggie owners in your audience about the “blanket” maker’s class action settlement. Get The Truth in a new feature with Brian Williams. Call a clown and hear about Ringling Bros.’ decision to stop using elephants in the circus. Adjust to Daylight Saving Time with show opens for each hour of Monday’s show. March 7th … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 9, 2015 →

Rihanna, Kanye, and McCartney combine on a parody about forgetting to change the clocks. House of Sharts is the messy new political thriller on Netflix. A new Spring Countdown marks just two weeks to go. We have 3 fake trailers for the weekend’s 3 biggest films. Barack Obama uses his weekly address to finally listen … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 6, 2015 →

Ben & Jerry hope to someday create ice cream infused with marijuana and you can be the first to play a promo. One of the stars of Shark Tank is divorcing and is seeking to join up with a new partner. Barney the Dinosaur is here to explain the abundance of human waste on Mt. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 5, 2015 →

There’s going to be yet another sequel of Sharknado and this time it’s going to be unbelievable. Bill Clinton is on the line to talk about the secrets revealed in his official portrait. Attention sinners, there’s a new way to confess online. Parody Jeremy has a cold and so he created a song parody about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 4, 2015 →

Winter Storm Thor could mean the possibility of snow in all 50 states! We have two bits related to the winter that won’t go away. The Pope says money is the “Devil’s Dung” and that reminds us that it’s tax refund season! We got a quick, fun sounder that mashes up Yahoo! with Netanyahu. The … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 3, 2015 →

Leading off is a very patriotic song about what Net Neutrality has brought us – free and fair access to cat videos! Bill O’Reilly continues to face allegations of lying, so check in once more with the expert, Brian Williams. Lady Gaga is going to be on American Horror Story…that’s Horror…we said Horror. Monday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 2, 2015 →

Pee Wee Herman is coming to Netflix in a project reminiscent of another Netflix hit. Spring is only three weeks away so count it down. Keith Olbermann is the subject of a new feature called Build Your Own Interview. Fake movie trailers are for the new films “Focus” and “The Lazarus Effect.” Barack Obama shows … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 27, 2015 →