The Pope gets in Tuesday afternoon and will spend the night just hanging at the hotel. Pay respect to Mr. Man-Bun Wearer as our newest Real American Hero. The Muppets return to primetime and you can chat with its star as well as hear its new adult theme song. Barack Obama is excited to meet … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 22, 2015 →

Pope Francis visits the US this week and you’re ready with a parody of a classic disco hit. Introduce any discussion of the Emmys with a fake intro to the awards show. Morgan Freeman is back to apologize to nurses on behalf of the ladies of The View. Cheech & Chong report on Republican reefer-head … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 21, 2015 →

Friday starts with a song about the upcoming Facebook dislike button. Football season is in full swing and after the taste last weekend, we’ve been waiting all week for it. Fake Trailers are for the Maze Runner Sequel, Black Mass and Everest. Barack Obama rebuts the candidates’ comments from the debates. And September 18th is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 18, 2015 →

We be watched the GOP debate and put together some clips that’ll make you say, Whaaaat? The debate is at the Reagan Library and the Gipper gives his thoughts from the big White House in the Sky. Barney the Dinosaur talks about kids and their eyesight. Stephen Colbert is the voice behind this week’s Phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 17, 2015 →

The second Republican debate is Wednesday and Trump is still the party’s superhero…sort of like Flash Gordon. Join Our Lady of Perpetual Laziness and use religion as an excuse to get out of work. Desperate for a buzz, people are turning to drinking hand sanitizer. Parody Jeremy sings about the most valuable sports franchise in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 16, 2015 →

Be the first to air a promo for Schwarzenegger as the new host of Celebrity Apprentice. Have a little fun with the endless stream of Draft Kings commercials that run during NFL Games. We have a show open for DJs like you who’ve never pinched Taylor Swift’s behind. President Obama is on the line to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 15, 2015 →

The Donald is funny on purpose as Trump the Insult Comic Candidate. Hillary Clinton apologizes a second time for the email scandal with the help of Morgan Freeman. Cheech and Chong report on Colorado’s marijuana tax holiday. Monday is Eat a Hoagie Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with three new Show Sweepers. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 14, 2015 →

Apple Pencil is just the beginning of the new old technology trend from Apple. We’ve got a new Football Montage and an archive song parody to help get your audience pumped for football. Fake Movie Trailers are for “The Visit” and “The Perfect Guy.” Barack Obama’s Weekly Address focuses on his new initiative to fund … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 11, 2015 →

Survivor creates a new version of “Eye of the Tiger” to warn anyone who wants to use it without permission. Football Films has fallen prey to the Patriots’ cheating ways. Check out the Fantasy Football every man wants to play. Barney the Dinosaur warns kids about the dangers of caffeine addiction. Hillary Clinton’s apology is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 10, 2015 →

Idris Elba is a better choice than Ice Cube to play the first black James Bond. The lion-hunting dentist is back at work and Cecil is his lovable new mascot. Kermit the Frog wants to find love on a new app called Porker. Barack Obama is on the phone to talk about his final 500 … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 9, 2015 →