Volkswagen has asked Morgan Freeman to apologize on their behalf. NASA made an amazing discovery on Mars and we have a clip of their nerdy scientist addressing the press. With all the injured players in the NFL, there’s a new one-day fantasy league. Barack Obama calls in from the United Nations. And September 29th is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Now is the time to save big on Pope souvenirs. CSI has ended its run and a new one is taking over. Step aside UFC, now the ultimate place to see a brawl is at the supermarket deli. Cheech and Chong report on Snoop Dogg’s new online venture. Monday is Drink a Beer Day. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 28, 2015
Add some needed excitement when talking about the Pope’s address to Congress. Daniel Craig is the booziest James Bond of all time. Fake Trailers are for Hotel Transylvania 2, The Intern, and The Green Inferno. President Obama is having a big week at the White House. And Friday is National One Hit Wonder Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 25, 2015
President Obama is singing about how Pope Francis has made him a believer. Brian Williams has quietly returned to television to cover the papal visit. Barney the Dinosaur explains the new adult-oriented Muppet show to kids. The drunken “purple burglar alarm” guy is the basis of this week’s Phone Jack. And Thursday is National Punctuation … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 24, 2015
With Pope Francis in town, Meghan Trainor is All About That Pope. Now you can enjoy a little taste of New York as delivered by the Pizza Rat. Volkswagen has a new deal to be the official car of a certain NFL team. Celebrate the first day of fall with a show open. Parody Jeremy … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 23, 2015
The Pope gets in Tuesday afternoon and will spend the night just hanging at the hotel. Pay respect to Mr. Man-Bun Wearer as our newest Real American Hero. The Muppets return to primetime and you can chat with its star as well as hear its new adult theme song. Barack Obama is excited to meet … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Pope Francis visits the US this week and you’re ready with a parody of a classic disco hit. Introduce any discussion of the Emmys with a fake intro to the awards show. Morgan Freeman is back to apologize to nurses on behalf of the ladies of The View. Cheech & Chong report on Republican reefer-head … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 21, 2015
Friday starts with a song about the upcoming Facebook dislike button. Football season is in full swing and after the taste last weekend, we’ve been waiting all week for it. Fake Trailers are for the Maze Runner Sequel, Black Mass and Everest. Barack Obama rebuts the candidates’ comments from the debates. And September 18th is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 18, 2015
We be watched the GOP debate and put together some clips that’ll make you say, Whaaaat? The debate is at the Reagan Library and the Gipper gives his thoughts from the big White House in the Sky. Barney the Dinosaur talks about kids and their eyesight. Stephen Colbert is the voice behind this week’s Phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 17, 2015
The second Republican debate is Wednesday and Trump is still the party’s superhero…sort of like Flash Gordon. Join Our Lady of Perpetual Laziness and use religion as an excuse to get out of work. Desperate for a buzz, people are turning to drinking hand sanitizer. Parody Jeremy sings about the most valuable sports franchise in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 16, 2015