Donald Trump issues his response to all the people threatening to leave the country if he’s elected. There’s a new website that will break up with your significant other that’s being called the Uber of Breakups. Barney the Dinosaur explains the dark side of selling Girl Scout Cookies. Clips from Chris Rock’s Oscars monologue is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 3, 2016 →

Trump and Clinton are expected to win big on Super Tuesday and we have a parody of the “I’m Going to Disney World” post Super Bowl ads for each of them…and a bonus one in case Rubio pulls an upset. Tired of celebrities like Raven Symone claiming they’ll move to Canada if their candidate doesn’t … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 2, 2016 →

Get your audience’s attention with an over-the-top Super Tuesday promo. Donald Trump addresses the nation ahead of the big voting day. Coors Light is adding truth to their advertising after being sued over where their beer is brewed. A new study says that men’s memories improve after looking at a pretty woman’s face. Barack Obama … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 1, 2016 →

Regale the football fanatic who’s actually paying attention to the NFL Combine as a Real American Hero. The Oscars would like to apologize for being racist and they asked Morgan Freeman to speak on their behalf. Cheech and Chong chime in on the winners and losers at the Oscars. We’ve got a post Oscar Show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 29, 2016 →

Sunday’s Oscars are going to be very white and we have the perfect song. Fuller House hits Netflix on Friday and the show’s theme song will get you pumped for the day. There’s a new treatment available for those who are addicted to porn like Terry Crews. Fake Trailers are for Gods of Egypt, Triple … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 26, 2016 →

Donald Trump is back behind the mic singing about how his campaign is “Unstoppable.” Millennials are too lazy to eat breakfast cereal and Cap’n Crunch has a few words to say about that. Barney the Dinosaur is giving a heads-up to kids that their parents might want to watch Fuller House together. Phone Jacks features … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 25, 2016 →

Finally there’s a new cough drop strong enough to soothe Hillary Clinton’s scratchy throat. Morgan Freeman is the newest voice in GPS navigation and he’ll make drivers feel like Miss Daisy. If you’re tired of squeezing your big butt into tiny airline seats, there’s a new carrier just for you. Parody Jeremy is freaking out … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 24, 2016 →

Donald Trump stopped by the UCN studios to put a musical beat down on his rival Ted Cruz. By bleeping out a few choice words, the new Batman v. Superman can now compete with the very R-rated Deadpool. There’s an Arabic version of Saturday Night Live airing in Egypt and we have a sneak peek. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 23, 2016 →

Misery loves company on a Monday and a new Michael Ray parody is here to help. Take a listen to a typical enrollee at the new TSA Academy. Eavesdrop on the consultation for the first penis transplant. Cheech and Chong talk about genetics. Monday is National Margarita Day. And Today’s Audio rounds out with three … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 22, 2016 →

A Twisted Sister classic will get your audience amped up on a Friday morning. Donald Trump responds to a new poll that puts him at Number 2. Fake Trailers are for Race, The Witch, and Risen. Barack Obama says Donald Trump is not serious enough to be President. And Friday is National Chocolate Mint Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 19, 2016 →