Jeb Bush is officially in the race and his campaign logo is startling! Rachel Dolezal has resigned from the NAACP and she’s about to make a statement to the press. A new short feature, Father’s Day Reminders, actually stars Mom! (For more Father’s Day bits from the UCN Archive, use the link in the left … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Regale the Real American Hero who had the vision to bake hot dogs into the crust of pizzas. Go live to a scientific press conference disputing the accuracy of Jurassic World. Cheech & Chong report on plans to legalize marijuana in the state of Michigan. Monday is Smile Power Day. And three new Show Sweepers … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 15, 2015
A classic hits parody of Cats in the Cradle is all about how cat’s poop has been proven to cause mental illness in humans. If you’re tired of land-based dinosaur-themed vacations, head out on the high seas aboard a Jurassic Cruise! Enjoy two Fake Trailers for Jurassic World. The President defends Obamacare yet again in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 12, 2015
Homer Simpson sings George Strait’s famous break up song about his and Marge’s upcoming separation. Game of Thrones is releasing an official coloring book and we’ve got an ad for it. Barney the Dinosaur warns kids about the health dangers of owning a cat. Jerry Seinfeld’s anti-PC rant is the basis for this week’s Phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 11, 2015
Apple’s new music streaming service has a limitation that no one seems to be talking about. Watching Sesame Street is as good for kids as attending preschool and now they’re helping grownups too. Brian Williams reports on Lester Holt taking his old job away. Parody Jeremy sings about J-Lo’s asset seeing how it’s gotten her … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 10, 2015
We have an ad for Jurassic World…the theme park, not the movie. Clint Eastwood calls a press conference to apologize for his joke about Caitlyn Jenner at the Guys’ Choice Awards. A strip club in Las Vegas is taking heat for posting signs looking for recent high school grads to apply as dancers. Barack Obama … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 9, 2015
If women can’t wait for “Pink Viagra,” the tried-and-true female libido booster is still widely available. Linebacker Von Miller has been fined by the Broncos for farting and soon NFL referees will penalize him. Real estate prices are up in weed-friendly Colorado and Cheech & Chong have the hazy details. Monday is Best Friends Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 8, 2015
Get your listeners ready for the weekend with a Full House parody. Tallywackers in Dallas is the female answer to Hooters and we have a suggestion for a similar eatery called Buster McThunderstick’s. The Belmont Stakes will be run on Saturday – that sounds delicious. Fake Trailers are for the new films Entourage, Spy and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 5, 2015
Clint Eastwood will direct the film version of Miracle on the Hudson and perhaps he’ll also play Captain Sully Sullenberger. A new study says Chimps want to cook their food, but are they ready for Gordon Ramsay? The new wifi-enabled Barbie is raising privacy concerns and Barney the Dinosaur is warning kids about internet-connected toys. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 4, 2015
Sing along with a patriotic parody about proud Americans who aren’t exactly beaming over the TSA. The cover of Vanity Fair is still taking men everywhere by surprise. The next wave in wearable technology won’t be on your face, it’ll be on your ass. Parody Jeremy is super paranoid about the FBI’s aerial surveillance program. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 3, 2015