In times like these, paranoid conspiracy theorists are everywhere. But even those weirdos need a good breakfast with a new cereal called Conspiracy Nuts and Flakes! Spring Cleaning is the focus of a brand new installment of His and Her Diaries. We’ve got a show open about the annual cost of owning a car – … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 18, 2013 →

Ozzy and Sharon have separated. Are the Osbournes done for good? Ozzy says no, but still stopped by the UCN studios to sing about his marital woes. If you plan to take a pot vacation to Colorado or Washington, there’s a certain gnome from a well-know travel site just waiting to book it for you. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 17, 2013 →

Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims of the tragic bombing at Monday’s Boston Marathon. While It is difficult to think about comedy in light of such a tragic event and while it will be difficult to carry on as usual Tuesday morning, we have decided to release Tuesday’s UCN bits and leave it … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 16, 2013 →

Yippe Ki Yay…it’s tax day! We’ve got a parody of a tradition country song for all the procrastinators out there. Mr. Smarty Pant drops by with some less-than-helpful background information on the US tax code. Jane Seymour is jumping on the breast milk jewelry bandwagon with an extension of her Open Hearts brand. Monday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 15, 2013 →

The non-sanctioned Sesame Street characters in Times Square have been making headlines by harassing tourists. We’d love to see them host their own kids show! The new films “Scary Movie 5” and “42” are in theaters and we’ve got some fake trailers. Next up is a show open that focused on The Masters. Barack Obama’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 12, 2013 →

The world is on edge as North Korea plans to test a long range missile. Kim Jong Un would like to remind you…this is only a test! Kris Jenner may testify in Kim Kardashian’s upcoming divorce trial. We have an example of what Kris might sound like on the stand. We’ve got a new show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 11, 2013 →

We’ve got a terrific new tax song parody set to Macklemore’s Thrift Shop. The tax theme continues with a new His and Her Diaries in which man and woman disagree on what it means to spend their refund “together.” Google Glass is being banned in some strip clubs. We’ve got an informative bit so this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 10, 2013 →

We start the post off with a tax time song parody of Jason Aldean’s “1994.” Al Gore returns to UCN with a fake commercial all about how global warming has caused crabs to grow larger than ever. The inconvenient truth just got more delicious! The Governor of CT called the NRA President a clown and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 9, 2013 →

We start things off with three quick music bits for when the Monday morning commute feels like a funeral procession. Next is a fake commercial for a new tax prep software package endorsed by none other than Jay Leno. Mr. Smarty Pants makes an appearance to give your audience some very helpful information on North … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 8, 2013 →

We’ve turned the new hit from Bon Jovi into a rousing introduction to the weekend. The winner of lot of March Madness office pools is already decided. If the winner of yours is a little too vocal about it, put him in his place with a new Real American Hero tribute. The new movies Evil … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 5, 2013 →