If you want to break up with your significant other on an airplane, Southwest has some great deals! It’s clear that Donald Trump has a schoolyard crush on Fox News’ Megyn Kelly. Barack Obama gave Joe Biden his “blessing” to run for President. Parody Jeremy sings about fecal matter in ground beef. And Wednesday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 26, 2015 →

Check out a sneak peek of what a Joe Biden presidential campaign ad might sound like. One Direction is breaking up and we hear from the President of their fan club…and her translator. What if Andrew Dice Clay became the newest Colonel Sanders? Barack Obama is back from vacation and on the line. Tuesday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 25, 2015 →

Deez Nuts is the fake candidate everyone’s talking about and now he’s got a real campaign ad. Morgan Freeman is back to apologize on behalf of Ashley Madison. Cheech and Chong have a scoop about a new kind of weed. Monday is International Strange Music Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with three new … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 24, 2015 →

Bill Clinton has an uplifting message for all the cheating men who’ve been outted by the Ashley Madison hack. The 5 Dollar Footlong jingle has been reworked to reflect Jared’s new reality. Fake Trailers are for Hitman: Agent 47 and Sinister 2. Barack Obama talks about hiring Steven Spielberg to craft the story of his … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 21, 2015 →

The bizarre new Colonel Sanders commercials are about to get even weirder! A female version of Viagra will be on pharmacy shelves soon and we have an example of who should NOT be their celebrity spokesperson. Barney the Dinosaur sings songs and teaches kids about participation trophies. Norm Macdonald is the voice behind this week’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 20, 2015 →

When you finally send your kids off to school after a long summer…What a Wonderful World! James Harrison is not going to like a new Football Films feature about participation trophies. Tommy the Tranquilizer Dart will make your kids fall asleep faster than any bedtime story. Parody Jeremy is lamenting back-to-school time with a parody … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 19, 2015 →

Donald Trump reported for jury duty on Monday and you can play exclusive audio from inside the courtroom. UC Berkeley is teaching a Game of Thrones class and it sounds like they’ve succeeded in making it very boring. It’s back-to-school time and we have a montage of clips from TV and movies. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 18, 2015 →

Donald Trump tends to use the same adjectives repeatedly and now you can too! Caitlyn Jenner’s new reality show continues to dip in the ratings and soon it may be known by a different title. Cheech and Chong report on a new finding about William Shakespeare. Monday is Thrift Shop Day. Three new Show Sweepers … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 17, 2015 →

Jake Owen sings about the onset of preseason NFL football. Tom Brady is in a legal battle with Roger Goodell and we have exclusive audio from inside the courtroom. Fake Movie Trailers are from the new films Straight Outta Compton and The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Barack Obama delivers his State of the Vacation speech. Friday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 14, 2015 →

Despite his feud with Megyn Kelly, Donald Trump has yet to turn off women voters and he’s sharing his secrets with you. Morgan Freeman is on hand to use his soothing voice to apologize for Kim Kardashian. Barney the Dinosaur helps kids understand their huge homework load. Donald Trump said he’s a whiner and we … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 13, 2015 →