Looking for a St. Patrick’s bit from the UCN Archive? We’ve put together a collection of them for you and they’re conveniently available by clicking the St. Patrick’s Day link in the left column of this page! Bernie Sanders has called on Donald Trump to reject violence and Trump responds. ESPN has a Bracketology segment … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 15, 2016 →

Be the first to air an ad for the generic version of Viagra. The massive recall of Wonderful Pistachios means they’ve changed up their ad campaign. Cheech and Chong chime in on Donald Trump. Start every hour with four Show Opens dedicated to the first Monday after the time change. March 14th is Pi Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 14, 2016 →

Carrie Underwood is tired of driving and wants Google to take the wheel. The candidates audition to be the new Most Interesting Man in the World. We have a Daylight Saving Time Show Open and a new Montage. Four new Fake Trailers cover all the new releases. Barack Obama claims to be tobacco-free in his … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 11, 2016 →

Donald Trump is under fire for hawking his products at a press conference, so he’s trying a less noticeable approach. Bonuses for Wall Street Bankers are at a four year low and these poor folks need your help. North Korea is threatening to use nukes and Barney is here to explain this scary situation to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 10, 2016 →

Use the power of music to make fun of Donald Trump’s tiny hands. There’s only one way that AC/DC can go on tour and that’s if everyone is quiet! Let the Dancing with the Stars judges heap praise upon you in a new Show Open. Parody Jeremy raps about his love of Girl Scout Cookies. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 9, 2016 →

Peyton Manning is officially retired and if he sets his sites on a broadcast career, certain people should prepare! Listen in on the emotional eulogy for the inventor of email. Bernie Sanders reads the lyrics of Elvis Presley’s “In the Ghetto” and it sounds like a typical stump speech. Barack Obama is on the phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 8, 2016 →

Be the first to play the new Ghostbusters theme. There’s a new medication to help fight Trump Anxiety. Paytax Tampons is the new feminine hygiene product that tells it like it is. Cheech and Chong talk medical marijuana in Florida. Monday is National Cereal Day. And Today’s Audio rounds out with three new Show Starters. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 7, 2016 →

A Justin Bieber parody says sorry to Erin Andrews on behalf of all the men who regret having watched her nude video. Dueling Romneys plays Mitt against himself with clips from Thursday’s Trump speech and one he gave four years ago. A new mascot is warning travelers to Las Vegas about the spread of syphilis. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 4, 2016 →

Donald Trump issues his response to all the people threatening to leave the country if he’s elected. There’s a new website that will break up with your significant other that’s being called the Uber of Breakups. Barney the Dinosaur explains the dark side of selling Girl Scout Cookies. Clips from Chris Rock’s Oscars monologue is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 3, 2016 →

Trump and Clinton are expected to win big on Super Tuesday and we have a parody of the “I’m Going to Disney World” post Super Bowl ads for each of them…and a bonus one in case Rubio pulls an upset. Tired of celebrities like Raven Symone claiming they’ll move to Canada if their candidate doesn’t … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 2, 2016 →