PROGRAMMING NOTE: In observance of Thanksgiving, UCN will be off on Thursday and Friday to recharge the comedy batteries. This DailyPost has plenty of extra bits and information to get you through the end of the week. The next new DailyPost will be available Sunday evening for use on Monday. Happy Thanksgiving to you and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 25 – Friday, November 27, 2015 →

Everyone has that one drunk uncle who ruins Thanksgiving and Morgan Freeman is here to apologize in advance on his behalf. Some retailers refuse to open on Thanksgiving and are calling for it to also be a day off for other “workers.” A new show open is about how sarcasm can help with creativity. Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 24, 2015 →

If you’re depressed from hearing too much Adele, there’s help with pharmaceuticals. Enjoy a turkey tribute from the folks at Hunger Games Turkey Farm. Cheech and Chong report on a movement to legalize the devil’s lettuce in New Jersey. Monday is National Espresso Day. And you’ve got three new Show Sweepers to get you through … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 23, 2015 →

Jennifer Lawrence looks for love in The Tinder Games. Enjoy a Thanksgiving Montage and give a call to the Butterball Turkey Hotline to speak to a male operator. (And don’t forget all the other archive Thanksgiving bits in the left column of the site!) Fake Trailers are for the new movies Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 20, 2015 →

Our resident Adam Sandler impersonator is back to update the Turkey Song for 2015. Donald Trump steps on the stump to clarify his statement that we should shut down US mosques. Barney, his Purpleness, is back to explain all about a microscopic threat to children. Charlie Sheen’s recent revelation is the foundation for this week’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 19, 2015 →

Hillary’s closest aide, Huma Abedin, says Hillary is often confused, but she’s getting help. Facebook is developing artificial intelligence for its dumbest users. Peyton Manning is riding the bench as you’ll hear in a new commercial. Parody Jeremy has a song for everyone who has to work on Thanksgiving. And Wednesday is Mickey Mouse Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 18, 2015 →

Charlie Sheen is HIV positive and he needs to get the word out to his former goddesses. Bernie Sanders complains about the cruddy time slot for the last debate. Ronda Rousey has a new job now that she’s lost the belt. Barack Obama talks about making things normal again in France. And the 17th of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 17, 2015 →

Buying a turkey for Thanksgiving is going to feel like buying a new luxury automobile. Donald Trump chimes in on Saturday’s Democrat debate. Cheech and Chong talk about medical marijuana in schools. Monday is National Fast Food Day. And three new Show Starters round out Today’s Audio. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 16, 2015 →

Check out the link on the left column of our webpage for a collection of Friday the 13th bits from the UCN archive! New bits in Today’s Audio are about preparing for Thanksgiving, the Starbucks holiday cup, Friday the 13th, new movie releases, the President on Facebook, and Start a Rumor Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 13, 2015 →

A national restaurant chain has eliminated tipping and a new Prince parody will get the discussion going. The NFL is nervous about Will Smith’s upcoming film “Concussion” and they’ve enlisted Football Films to discourage fans from seeing it. Barney explains new research that shows 1 in 14 kids have a parent who’s been in prison. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 12, 2015 →