New Star Wars-inspired fragrances have sci-fi geeks excited to smell like a Jedi. New research shows that Viagra can help prevent and treat heart attacks. We count down one day closer to Father’s Day. Barney explains the new sleep guidelines for children. Larry David is the celebrity voice behind Phone Jacks. And Thursday is also … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 16, 2016 →

We start with a soulful parody about how to save billions of gallons of water every year by multitasking in the shower. A fake promo is about how Father’s Day is like a sequel to Mother’s Day. We dipped into the archive to start the Father’s Day Countdown. Donald Trump holds a press conference after … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 15, 2016 →

We have a short feature to help guide your audience to a GoFundMe site to raise money for the victims of the terror attack in Orlando. A parody of the Spongebob theme is about tight pants causing infertility in men. Hamilton is the big Tony Award winner and now’s the perfect time to buy tickets. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 14, 2016 →

A classic song from Grease will help your audience cope with the Monday morning blues. Check out a preview of Donald Trump’s “major speech” about Hillary Clinton. Cheech and Chong comment on a promising rumor about the presumptive Republican candidate. Monday is National Kitchen Klutzes of America Day. And we round out the Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 13, 2016 →

Donald Trump gives a big “forget you” to the judge in his Trump U case. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the culprit responsible for America’s obesity epidemic. Fake Trailers are for Warcraft and Now You See Me 2. Barack Obama uses his weekly address to officially select the 2016 Song of the Summer. And Friday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 10, 2016 →

A parody of a patriotic song is about how America is more obese than ever before. Zoos are getting scarier and so we present a promo that better reflects the excitement of a day at the zoo. An infestation of sea lice inspired a new Summertime Fun Fact. Barney explains the dangers of Tech Neck … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 9, 2016 →

Check out what it might sound like if Barack Obama were to endorse Donald Trump. Do your part to not allow Axl Rose to rid the internet of his fat meme. A new character bit features a voicemail from a fan who’s so politically correct that he’s offended by absolutely everything. Parody Jeremy sings about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 8, 2016 →

A new tell-all book about Hillary Clinton claims that she has a hair-trigger temper just like the Incredible Hulk. The “Can You Hear Me Now?” guy from the Verizon ads is now showing up in ads for Sprint. Scrotox is the new cosmetic procedure for men who don’t want to commit to surgery. Barack Obama … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 7, 2016 →

Donald Trump likes one thing about Hillary, she helps put him to sleep fast. Artificial Intelligence is teaching Google self-driving cars to honk the horn automatically. Cheech and Chong return to talk about the one medical side effect of smoking marijuana. Monday is National Gardening Exercise Day. And a new batch of Show Sweepers is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 6, 2016 →

The original Ninja Turtles’ theme mocks the presidential race. There are a couple of original gangstas entering the ice cream truck turf war in New York City. A new Summertime Fun Fact will plague you. Fake Movie Trailers are for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Popstar and Me Before You. Barack Obama talks NBA Finals in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 3, 2016 →