Hillary Clinton makes her first official address to play down the photo of her needing help to climb stairs. Offended by Everything Guy is taken aback by the very concept of the Olympics. Two new official Olympic Updates poke fun at Women’s Beach Volleyball and Men’s Gymnastics. Barack Obama talks about his golf handicap and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 9, 2016 →

Play an ad for the restaurant where Sasha Obama works. An Olympic Montage is ready to go. We have two Olympic Update talk beds with a stand alone outro. Cheech and Chong report on gourmet cannabis cooking. Monday is Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day and we round out Today’s Audio with three … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 8, 2016 →

In honor of Friday’s opening ceremonies, sing along with the made-up words to the Olympic theme. Couples who drink together stay together and a certain website will help you find your soulmate/drinking partner. Fake Trailers are for “Suicide Squad” and “Nine Lives.” Barack Obama has a medal to pin on Donald Trump. Friday is National … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 5, 2016 →

It’s back-to-school shopping from the student’s point of view in a parody of “Smoking in the Boys Room.” Trump and Hillary join the Suicide Squad. Barney the Dinosaur is back to warn kids about the dangers of binge watching. Donald Trump calls an adoption agency. And Thursday is U.S. Coast Guard Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 4, 2016 →

Donald Trump said that Hillary is the devil and now he’s singing it too. Listen to the announcement folks will hear when they arrive in Rio for the Olympics. Scientists are studying the female orgasm and one such researcher isn’t having luck with the ladies. Parody Jeremy sings a song about Rio and Wednesday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 3, 2016 →

Football Films chimes in about the debates conflicting with NFL games. Men’s lingerie is catching on and a new store has everything guys need. The world’s most expensive cheese is made from donkey milk. Barack Obama takes a moment from preparing for vacation to chat. And Tuesday is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 2, 2016 →

Last week the Pope took a fall and this week he’s hawking a new product. Donald Trump addresses the nation about a new threat to America. Cheech and Chong report on the average pot smoker. Monday is Girlfriends Day and we round out Today’s Audio with three brand new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 1, 2016 →

A parody of a Green Day song is about those who are feeling the election fatigue. A fake Home Depot ad is for athletes who must become do-it-yourselfers in order to make the Olympic Village livable. Fake Trailers are for “Jason Bourne” and “Bad Moms.” Barack Obama looks forward to the next Presidential election. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 29, 2016 →

If you’ve been injured on the set of Star Wars like Harrison Ford a certain law firm is on the case. Cockroach Milk is the new super food. Check out the Bill Clinton speech we wanted to hear. Bernie Sanders is the source of this week’s Phone Jack. We’re posting bits from the vault about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 28, 2016 →

Joe Biden channels Meghan Trainor in a sneak peak of his DNC speech. Your listener who’s offended by everything has an issue with salads. Help your audience beat the heat with three new Stay Cool Tips. Parody Jeremy has moved around quite a bit while playing Pokémon Go. And Wednesday is officially Take Your Houseplant … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 27, 2016 →