Plenty of bits to choose from today! Donald Trump returns to sing about being the Presumptive Nominee. Take a peek back at the real fake history of Cinco De Mayo. A brand new Cinco de Mayo Montage is next. 3 days remain in the Mother’s Day Countdown. Barney explains Mother’s Day to the kids in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 5, 2016 →

Donald Trump thumps his chest and lays down some lyrics about how all he does is win, win, win, win! Ahead of Cinco de Mayo, Kenny Chesney asks the musical question, Why do we drink beer from Mexico? Mom is back with a gentle reminder that there are only 4 days left until her big … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 4, 2016 →

A new “study” claims that your dog does not like being hugged and the Baha Men are spreading the word. Remind your audience to prepare for Sunday with brand new versions of our Mother’s Day Countdown. Find out what happened right after Jon Snow came back to life on Game of Thrones. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 3, 2016 →

If “Life is a Highway,” then life is full of potholes! Save big on everything you’ll need for prom season at a brand new store. Cheech and Chong report on the White House Bud Summit. Monday is Brothers and Sisters Day. And three new Show Starters are ready to help you kick off the week. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 2, 2016 →

Forget the American Express Card, Hillary Clinton carries the Woman Card. Donald Trump sings a recognizable playground song about Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina. Fake Trailers are for “Keanu,” “Mother’s Day,” and “Ratchet and Clank.” Barack Obama has a replacement for Michael Strahan. And Friday is National Shrimp Scampi Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 29, 2016 →

A Van Halen parody called “Junk” tackles the question of how new bathroom laws will be enforced. Morgan Freeman apologizes ahead of the NFL Draft…and we’re also posting two Draft-themed bits from the UCN archive. Barney the Dinosaur wants to explain the new spanking study to children. Donald Trump returns to be the pranker in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 28, 2016 →

Donald Trump attacked John Kasich by saying he’s a disgusting eater and Kasich responds with a mouthful. Hersey’s has a new bar that contains meat and you can hear their new ad for it. The son of a former mob boss in New York is delivering pizzas. Parody Jeremy is singing about the number one … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 27, 2016 →

Tom Brady is going to be on the bench for 4 games so he’s decided to design his own. Beyonce’s Lemonade is awfully sour if your name is Jay Z. Donald Trump takes on Cruz and Kasich and their plan to team up against him. Barack Obama talks about the shortage of Secret Service agents. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 26, 2016 →

Get ready for a refreshing new version of Donald Trump coming this summer. It’s anyone’s guess as to who will show up to host Live with Kelly and Michael, so fill in the blanks. Cheech and Chong find many more reasons to move to Canada. Monday is Hug a Plumber Day. And we round out … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 25, 2016 →

Kick off the weekend and flip off the boss with a Maren Morris parody. Listen to excited Game of Thrones fans talk about the new season. Donald Trump has a few words to say about the new faces on our money. Fake Trailers are for “The Huntsman: Winter’s War” and “Elvis & Nixon.” The President … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 22, 2016 →