SeaWorld is ending its Orca whale breeding program and R.E.M. is singing about it. Morgan Freeman is here with an apology from your St. Patrick’s Day nemesis. Fake Movie Trailers are for Divergent and Miracles from Heaven. Barack Obama explains his pick for the Supreme Court. And Friday is National Awkward Moments Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 18, 2016 →

Adele sings “Hello” from a crowded Irish pub. There’s a new dating site for sloshed singles celebrating St. Paddy’s Day. Barney stops by to explain to the kids about who St. Patrick really was. Phone Jacks uses clips from a new anti-Donald Trump advertisement. And March 17th is, of course, St. Patrick’s Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 17, 2016 →

What happens to a loved one’s Facebook page when they pass away? Hulk Hogan’s manhood has come up often in his lawsuit against Gawker. Sing along with the country leprechaun and his Green Solo Cup. A brand new St. Patrick’s Day montage is ready to go. Parody Jeremy sings about green beer. And March 16th … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 16, 2016 →

Looking for a St. Patrick’s bit from the UCN Archive? We’ve put together a collection of them for you and they’re conveniently available by clicking the St. Patrick’s Day link in the left column of this page! Bernie Sanders has called on Donald Trump to reject violence and Trump responds. ESPN has a Bracketology segment … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 15, 2016 →

Be the first to air an ad for the generic version of Viagra. The massive recall of Wonderful Pistachios means they’ve changed up their ad campaign. Cheech and Chong chime in on Donald Trump. Start every hour with four Show Opens dedicated to the first Monday after the time change. March 14th is Pi Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 14, 2016 →

Carrie Underwood is tired of driving and wants Google to take the wheel. The candidates audition to be the new Most Interesting Man in the World. We have a Daylight Saving Time Show Open and a new Montage. Four new Fake Trailers cover all the new releases. Barack Obama claims to be tobacco-free in his … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 11, 2016 →

Donald Trump is under fire for hawking his products at a press conference, so he’s trying a less noticeable approach. Bonuses for Wall Street Bankers are at a four year low and these poor folks need your help. North Korea is threatening to use nukes and Barney is here to explain this scary situation to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 10, 2016 →

Use the power of music to make fun of Donald Trump’s tiny hands. There’s only one way that AC/DC can go on tour and that’s if everyone is quiet! Let the Dancing with the Stars judges heap praise upon you in a new Show Open. Parody Jeremy raps about his love of Girl Scout Cookies. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 9, 2016 →

Peyton Manning is officially retired and if he sets his sites on a broadcast career, certain people should prepare! Listen in on the emotional eulogy for the inventor of email. Bernie Sanders reads the lyrics of Elvis Presley’s “In the Ghetto” and it sounds like a typical stump speech. Barack Obama is on the phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 8, 2016 →

Be the first to play the new Ghostbusters theme. There’s a new medication to help fight Trump Anxiety. Paytax Tampons is the new feminine hygiene product that tells it like it is. Cheech and Chong talk medical marijuana in Florida. Monday is National Cereal Day. And Today’s Audio rounds out with three new Show Starters. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 7, 2016 →