A classic sappy song is a sad lament from a dad who wishes he’d never started the Elf on the Shelf tradition. Donald Trump takes the melody of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” to promote his plan to keep the Muslims out. Casey Christmas continues the Shopping Days Countdown. Parody Jeremy is hot for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 9, 2015 →

Two clueless NFL referees make a bad call to sing a Christmas duet with each other. The new Hello Barbie has an internet connection and already she’s being hacked. Casey Christmas counts down the remaining shopping days. Donald Trump live-Tweets the phone call you’re having with Barack Obama. And December 8th is also known as … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 8, 2015 →

Help spread the word about Coldplay performing at the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Have some fun with people who decorate their cars for Christmas. Casey continues the Shopping Days Countdown. Cheech and Chong report on the development of marijuana breathalyzers. Monday is Letter Writing Day. And we’ve got three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 7, 2015 →

Garth Brooks turns his classic song into a lament on having to hide the Elf on the Shelf. Your neighbor with the ridiculous lawn decorations is a Real American Hero. Fake Trailers are for Krampus, Chi-Raq, and The Letters. We have three Shopping Days Countdowns to get you through the weekend. Barack Obama issues a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 4, 2015 →

If your wi-fi is slow, it might be because of too many Christmas lights. Donald Trump offers an alternative to The Wiz Live. Casey Christmas continues to countdown the shopping days. Barney explains to kids what the Elf on the Shelf is really all about. Adele is the inspiration for this week’s Phone Jack. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 3, 2015 →

With the climate change conference going on in Paris, it’s time to update Frosty the Snowman. Donald Trump is in the spirit of the season with a remake of White Christmas. If Adele keeps cranking out record-breaking albums, eventually she’ll release Adele 85. Casey Christmas is back with a new Shopping Days Countdown. Parody Jeremy … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 2, 2015 →

A parody of O Christmas Tree is all about how Reese’s Christmas Trees look nothing whatsoever like trees! Peyton Manning is back with a new Nationwide ad that’s all about finding his next career opportunity. We’ve got a new feature with a familiar voice to help count down the number of shopping days until Christmas. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 1, 2015 →

A haunting parody of Adele’s “Hello” is about the heartbreak of returning to work after a long weekend. Hillary Clinton is seeking a new term for “Illegal Immigrant.” President Donald Trump delivers a few historic presidential speeches. Monday is Stay at Home Because You Are Well Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 30, 2015 →

PROGRAMMING NOTE: In observance of Thanksgiving, UCN will be off on Thursday and Friday to recharge the comedy batteries. This DailyPost has plenty of extra bits and information to get you through the end of the week. The next new DailyPost will be available Sunday evening for use on Monday. Happy Thanksgiving to you and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 25 – Friday, November 27, 2015 →

Everyone has that one drunk uncle who ruins Thanksgiving and Morgan Freeman is here to apologize in advance on his behalf. Some retailers refuse to open on Thanksgiving and are calling for it to also be a day off for other “workers.” A new show open is about how sarcasm can help with creativity. Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 24, 2015 →