With a plus-sized model on the cover, the SI Swimsuit Issue is bigger than ever. Judge Judy should be the next Supreme Court Justice. Step aside OJ and make room for The People Vs. Homer Simpson. We have a Grammy Awards Show Open from the archive. Barack Obama talks about how he celebrated Presidents Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Donald Trump celebrates himself this Presidents Day. Kanye West is ready to make anyone famous. Check out a Presidents Day Show Open from the archive. Cheech and Chong report on NFL brain injuries. Two “Today Is” almanac bits are for Monday. And we round out Today’s Audio with three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 15, 2016
Justin Bieber sings about having to get up too early. Red Solo Cup has been turned into a parody about delicious Valentine’s treats. We’ve got a brand new Valentine’s Montage. Chris Christie has dropped out of the race for President…and so has his teddy bear. Fake Trailers are for Deadpool, Zoolander 2, and How to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 12, 2016
Celebrate the hero who speaks on behalf of men everywhere on Valentine’s Day. New Hampshire Primary winners Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump now have teddy bears in their likeness. Gather the kids around as Barney explains the painful concept of love. Peyton Manning is the voice behind this week’s Phone Jack. And Thursday is Satisfied … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 11, 2016
If Red Lobster isn’t going to capitalize on Beyonce’s sexual shout-out during the Super Bowl, you can do it for them. Valentine’s and votes come together in two short ads for the Marco Rubio and Hillary Clinton Teddy Bears. Take a listen to Chipotle’s new food safety instructional video. Parody Jeremy has made a song … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 10, 2016
If you’re wondering what happened to Peyton Manning saying, “I’m going to Disney World,” we have the answer. George W. Bush is appearing in a campaign ad for his brother Jeb. A new study says romantic comedies teach women to accept stalking. Barack Obama looks ahead to the New Hampshire Primary. And Tuesday is Read … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 9, 2016
Fall Out Boy has a rousing anthem to the winner of the Super Bowl. A hot and mild version of Puppy Concussion is about the hidden dangers of the Puppy Bowl. Donald Trump chimes in on the NFL in Mexico. Cheech and Chong report on verbal memory. Monday is Laugh and Get Rich Day. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 8, 2016
A rock classic will get your audience primed for the big game on Sunday. A new Show Open is about how goofing off is good for you. Fake Trailers are for Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Hail Caesar!, and The Choice. Barack Obama talks about visiting a mosque in his weekly address. Friday is National … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 5, 2016
Selena Gomez sings on behalf of the many women who are already sick of the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning has some new products he’s selling using that annoying jingle. A man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is in the news again and he’s on the phone to help you pronounce his name. Barney the Dinosaur sings … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 4, 2016
An ad for Ted Cruz lists his biggest qualification for being the President of the United States. Hillary and Bernie sing a duet about their Iowa dead heat. Give a call to Punxsutawney Phil and see how life is treating him now that everyone loves him. Parody Jeremy did a version of a Florida Georgia … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 3, 2016