The Queen of England was caught on camera saying that Chinese people are rude. Just wait until you hear her trying to order fried rice! The Antiques Roadshow embarrassingly appraised a high school art project at $50-thousand and they’re back at it. Hillary Clinton wants to release the government’s secret UFO files and Barney is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 12, 2016 →

Power tools aren’t just for eating corn on the cob anymore! Donald Trump reacts to the new Philippine President who’s being called Asia’s Trump. Morgan Freeman apologizes for TMZ being completely in the dark about Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes having a baby. Parody Jeremy is channeling Eminem in a tribute to Jon Snow. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 11, 2016 →

Ozzy Osbourne will soon be single and if we keep our fingers crossed maybe he’ll appear on The Bachelor. Rock stars like The Rolling Stones are asking Donald Trump to stop using their music at his political rallies. The Governor of South Carolina is holding a press conference from the men’s room. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 10, 2016 →

There’s a new roadside assistance service for people with Bernie Sanders bumper stickers on their cars. Captain America: Civil War meets Ken Burns’ Civil War in a fake promo. Cheech and Chong report on distance runners who use marijuana to train for races. Monday is Lost Sock Memorial Day. And three new Show Sweepers are … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 9, 2016 →

A classic Springsteen parody is about Mother’s Day. Morgan Freeman apologizes on behalf of 50 Cent and his verbal assault of an airport janitor. Enjoy a new Mother’s Day Montage. Two Fake Trailers are ready to go for Captain America: Civil War. Mom is back with the final two Mother’s Day Countdowns. Barack Obama talks … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 6, 2016 →

Plenty of bits to choose from today! Donald Trump returns to sing about being the Presumptive Nominee. Take a peek back at the real fake history of Cinco De Mayo. A brand new Cinco de Mayo Montage is next. 3 days remain in the Mother’s Day Countdown. Barney explains Mother’s Day to the kids in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 5, 2016 →

Donald Trump thumps his chest and lays down some lyrics about how all he does is win, win, win, win! Ahead of Cinco de Mayo, Kenny Chesney asks the musical question, Why do we drink beer from Mexico? Mom is back with a gentle reminder that there are only 4 days left until her big … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 4, 2016 →

A new “study” claims that your dog does not like being hugged and the Baha Men are spreading the word. Remind your audience to prepare for Sunday with brand new versions of our Mother’s Day Countdown. Find out what happened right after Jon Snow came back to life on Game of Thrones. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 3, 2016 →

If “Life is a Highway,” then life is full of potholes! Save big on everything you’ll need for prom season at a brand new store. Cheech and Chong report on the White House Bud Summit. Monday is Brothers and Sisters Day. And three new Show Starters are ready to help you kick off the week. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 2, 2016 →

Forget the American Express Card, Hillary Clinton carries the Woman Card. Donald Trump sings a recognizable playground song about Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina. Fake Trailers are for “Keanu,” “Mother’s Day,” and “Ratchet and Clank.” Barack Obama has a replacement for Michael Strahan. And Friday is National Shrimp Scampi Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 29, 2016 →