The Cadbury Bunny has succumbed to the high levels of Cadmium being found in Easter chocolate. The entire Playboy empire is crumbling and that means deep discounts. Cheech and Chong report on how marijuana leads to financial crises in midlife. Monday is Something on a Stick Day. And Today’s Audio wraps up with three new … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 28, 2016 →

Flo Rida is singing about all the relatives visiting at Easter in a parody of My House. Enjoy a good night out at TGI Good Fridays. Fake Trailers are for Batman v Superman and My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2. Barack Obama attempts to explain that weird limp wrist thing with Raul Castro. And Friday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 25, 2016 →

A Luke Bryan parody will put you in the mood to hide some eggs. Reviews are not that great for Batman v Superman. An Easter Montage is ready to go. Barney warns kids about the dangers of Easter candy. Hulk Hogan is the celebrity voice behind this week’s Phone Jack. And March 24th is Chocolate … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 24, 2016 →

A classic song is all about the worst part of Easter…hollow chocolate bunnies! The Marines are undergoing sensitivity training and you can hear how it’s affected their marching cadence. Go live to the geeky scientist holding a press conference about the study that shows smart people don’t need friends. Parody Jeremy is singing about what … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 23, 2016 →

New Jersey’s brawling Easter Bunny is carrying a basket full of whoop ass! Apple has introduced a new, smaller iPhone that’s even more retro than the one they introduced Monday. The Sad Pawpaw meme will soon be an even sadder burger joint. Give a call to President Obama to see how he’s enjoying Cuba. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 22, 2016 →

We’re providing all the elements for a fun new contest called “Trump or Kanye?” The newly-famous singing felon from Michigan now has a greatest hits CD. Spring has officially sprung in a fun little Show Open. Cheech and Chong talk about Las Vegas. Monday is Fragrance Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with three … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 21, 2016 →

SeaWorld is ending its Orca whale breeding program and R.E.M. is singing about it. Morgan Freeman is here with an apology from your St. Patrick’s Day nemesis. Fake Movie Trailers are for Divergent and Miracles from Heaven. Barack Obama explains his pick for the Supreme Court. And Friday is National Awkward Moments Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 18, 2016 →

Adele sings “Hello” from a crowded Irish pub. There’s a new dating site for sloshed singles celebrating St. Paddy’s Day. Barney stops by to explain to the kids about who St. Patrick really was. Phone Jacks uses clips from a new anti-Donald Trump advertisement. And March 17th is, of course, St. Patrick’s Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 17, 2016 →

What happens to a loved one’s Facebook page when they pass away? Hulk Hogan’s manhood has come up often in his lawsuit against Gawker. Sing along with the country leprechaun and his Green Solo Cup. A brand new St. Patrick’s Day montage is ready to go. Parody Jeremy sings about green beer. And March 16th … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 16, 2016 →

Looking for a St. Patrick’s bit from the UCN Archive? We’ve put together a collection of them for you and they’re conveniently available by clicking the St. Patrick’s Day link in the left column of this page! Bernie Sanders has called on Donald Trump to reject violence and Trump responds. ESPN has a Bracketology segment … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 15, 2016 →