Bill Clinton has an uplifting message for all the cheating men who’ve been outted by the Ashley Madison hack. The 5 Dollar Footlong jingle has been reworked to reflect Jared’s new reality. Fake Trailers are for Hitman: Agent 47 and Sinister 2. Barack Obama talks about hiring Steven Spielberg to craft the story of his … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 21, 2015 →

The bizarre new Colonel Sanders commercials are about to get even weirder! A female version of Viagra will be on pharmacy shelves soon and we have an example of who should NOT be their celebrity spokesperson. Barney the Dinosaur sings songs and teaches kids about participation trophies. Norm Macdonald is the voice behind this week’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 20, 2015 →

When you finally send your kids off to school after a long summer…What a Wonderful World! James Harrison is not going to like a new Football Films feature about participation trophies. Tommy the Tranquilizer Dart will make your kids fall asleep faster than any bedtime story. Parody Jeremy is lamenting back-to-school time with a parody … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 19, 2015 →

Donald Trump reported for jury duty on Monday and you can play exclusive audio from inside the courtroom. UC Berkeley is teaching a Game of Thrones class and it sounds like they’ve succeeded in making it very boring. It’s back-to-school time and we have a montage of clips from TV and movies. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 18, 2015 →

Donald Trump tends to use the same adjectives repeatedly and now you can too! Caitlyn Jenner’s new reality show continues to dip in the ratings and soon it may be known by a different title. Cheech and Chong report on a new finding about William Shakespeare. Monday is Thrift Shop Day. Three new Show Sweepers … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 17, 2015 →

Jake Owen sings about the onset of preseason NFL football. Tom Brady is in a legal battle with Roger Goodell and we have exclusive audio from inside the courtroom. Fake Movie Trailers are from the new films Straight Outta Compton and The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Barack Obama delivers his State of the Vacation speech. Friday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 14, 2015 →

Despite his feud with Megyn Kelly, Donald Trump has yet to turn off women voters and he’s sharing his secrets with you. Morgan Freeman is on hand to use his soothing voice to apologize for Kim Kardashian. Barney the Dinosaur helps kids understand their huge homework load. Donald Trump said he’s a whiner and we … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 13, 2015 →

The texting shorthand for Laugh Out Loud is no longer cool and Meghan Trainor sings about the death of LOL. Donald Trump has won the battle with Fox News and a fake promo highlights it. Football Films looks at a remarkable study of which NFL teams have had the most players arrested. Parody Jeremy is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 12, 2015 →

Assist the Trump campaign in replacing its top advisor with a special Help Wanted feature. Be the first to play an ad for Target’s new gender-neutral toy section. Sexting can be healthy and Siri is here for you if you don’t have a partner. Barack Obama calls in from Martha’s Vineyard. And Tuesday is Presidential … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 11, 2015 →

Donald Trump has a new product that women are going to love to hate. A classic rock parody is all about how much Monday sucks. Cheech and Chong deliver a retrospective of the marijuana stories they’ve covered so far. Monday is Lazy Day. And we round out the Today’s Audio section with three new Show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 10, 2015 →