It’s that time of year when we update Adam Sandler’s famous Turkey Song. Morgan Freeman is apologizing on behalf of Fantastic Beasts. Cheech and Chong report on a new trend of medical marijuana for pets. Monday is World Hello Day. And we round out the Monday of Thanksgiving week with three new Show Sweepers. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 21, 2016
A twenty one pilots parody is all about eating dried up Thanksgiving turkey. People crave wifi access more than sex and a new 900 number is capitalizing. Three Fake Movie Trailers for this weekend’s three big releases are ready to premiere. Barack Obama tries to quell rumors that he and Joe Biden are planning to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 18, 2016
A Florida Georgia Line parody is about how we’ll soon be eating T.U.R.K.E.Y. Help promote Apple’s new overpriced coffee table book. Barney the Dinosaur explains the importance of school recess. A live Turkey is the star of this week’s Phone Jacks. And Thursday is a special occasion known as Take a Hike Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 17, 2016
A new documentary of Elvis Presley is coming to HBO and we have a preview of the never-before-heard music. A new Show Open is about Dwayne Johnson being named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. Donald Trump has a new app that helps you keep people under control. Check in once again with your Foreign Exchange Caller. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 16, 2016
The classic intro to Superman is now about the super hype surrounding the Super Moon. Donald Trump chooses his Cabinet using the techniques he learned hosting The Celebrity Apprentice. Two new Presidential Firsts are ready to go. Barack Obama is on the line to talk about life after the election. And Tuesday is Clean Out … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Let’s put the election behind us and look forward to Thanksgiving. Donald Trump has ushered in some surprising Presidential Firsts. The Weekly Weed News reports on the real winner of the election. Monday is National Pickle Day. And three new Show Starters are ready to go. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 14, 2016
Pay a serious tribute to Veteran’s Day. Honor the idiots who are moving out of the country as Real American Heroes. Winnie the Pooh is the newest member of CSI. Three Fake Trailers await. Barack Obama talks about his visit with Donald Trump. And in addition to Friday being Veteran’s Day, it’s also Origami Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 11, 2016
Let President-Elect Donald Trump give another speech about bringing people together. Southwest has a deal to fly all the Trump-haters to Canada. Listen in to the scientists who learned that women actually curse more than men. Barney explains the new Arby’s Venison Burger to kids. Trump’s Acceptance Speech is the foundation of a new Phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 10, 2016
Two new versions of Hail to the Chief are ready to go for whichever candidate comes out ahead. Morgan Freeman also recorded two apologies for whichever candidate comes up short. A new post-election Show Open asks the question, “Now what?” Covergirl ads will feature a model wearing a hijab, and we thought it might be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 9, 2016
A Semisonic parody ushers in “Voting Time.” Election Day is going to be very stressful, so help keep your audience calm with an “Election Day Meditation.” Roger, the Offended by Everything Guy, actually has a beef with people who wear “I Voted Today” stickers. Barack Obama is on the phone to urge people to get … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 8, 2016