Nearly a half million condoms will be handed out to athletes and staff at the Summer Olympics in Rio. Move over Angry Birds and get ready for a Bernie Sanders-inspired sequel. Scientists want to grow human organs inside of farm animals and you can talk to patient number one. Barack Obama calls in during his … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 24, 2016 →

A new version of Political Wife Swap features the Trumps and the Clintons. A new Show Open is about how your show is way, way, way better than sex. The Cicadas are coming back and so we went back to the archive for a song parody. Cheech and Chong report on a car that’s made … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 23, 2016 →

Luke Bryan’s new hit will get you amped for the weekend, even if you don’t plan to do any hunting or fishing. James Corden’s Land Rover is getting awfully full in a new installment of Carpool Karaoke. Fake Trailers are for Angry Birds, the Neighbors sequel, and Nice Guys. Barack Obama responds to the Russian … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 20, 2016 →

Get your own piece of Paisley Park by adding your name to the Prince Class Action Paternity Suit. The Angry Birds Movie looks like it could be a real stinker and so the film’s makers have asked Morgan Freeman to beg forgiveness. Barney the Dinosaur is concerned about kids’ exposure to advertisements for alcohol. Jon … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 19, 2016 →

It’s no “Party in the USA” when you’re waiting in the security line at the airport! Fox TV will debut a TV version of “The Exorcist” to air on the same night as their other devilish show. Daenerys Targaryen is proud of her nude scene is last Sunday’s episode of “Game of Thrones.” Parody Jeremy … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 18, 2016 →

Donald Trump sings a Hall & Oates hit about kissing his beauty pageant contestants on the lips. If you can’t afford a penis transplant, there’s a new “as seen on TV” product that can help. Wendy’s is installing self serve kiosks in its restaurants and there’s more to come. Barack Obama is on the line … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 17, 2016 →

If you’re concerned about Justin Bieber’s mental state, a parody of one of his current songs is here to help. Taking Tylenol causes you to lose empathy and that’s great news if you’re suffering through someone suffering through pain. Cheech and Chong are not at all cool with all the new ways to get high. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 16, 2016 →

Foxbook is the new conservative alternative to Facebook. Donald Trump has a message for Canada. We’re posting a new Friday the 13th Montage and we pulled a Friday the 13th reminder out of the archive. Fake Movie Trailers are for “Money Monster” and “The Darkness.” Barack Obama gives a preview of his visit to Hiroshima. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 13, 2016 →

The Queen of England was caught on camera saying that Chinese people are rude. Just wait until you hear her trying to order fried rice! The Antiques Roadshow embarrassingly appraised a high school art project at $50-thousand and they’re back at it. Hillary Clinton wants to release the government’s secret UFO files and Barney is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 12, 2016 →

Power tools aren’t just for eating corn on the cob anymore! Donald Trump reacts to the new Philippine President who’s being called Asia’s Trump. Morgan Freeman apologizes for TMZ being completely in the dark about Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes having a baby. Parody Jeremy is channeling Eminem in a tribute to Jon Snow. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 11, 2016 →