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UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 9, 2016

March 9, 2016 Joel Graham

Use the power of music to make fun of Donald Trump’s tiny hands. There’s only one way that AC/DC can go on tour and that’s if everyone is quiet! Let the Dancing with the Stars judges heap praise upon you in a new Show Open. Parody Jeremy raps about his love of Girl Scout Cookies. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 9, 2016 →

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UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 8, 2016

March 8, 2016 Joel Graham

Peyton Manning is officially retired and if he sets his sites on a broadcast career, certain people should prepare! Listen in on the emotional eulogy for the inventor of email. Bernie Sanders reads the lyrics of Elvis Presley’s “In the Ghetto” and it sounds like a typical stump speech. Barack Obama is on the phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 8, 2016 →

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UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 7, 2016

March 7, 2016 Joel Graham

Be the first to play the new Ghostbusters theme. There’s a new medication to help fight Trump Anxiety. Paytax Tampons is the new feminine hygiene product that tells it like it is. Cheech and Chong talk medical marijuana in Florida. Monday is National Cereal Day. And Today’s Audio rounds out with three new Show Starters. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 7, 2016 →

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UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 4, 2016

March 4, 2016 Joel Graham

A Justin Bieber parody says sorry to Erin Andrews on behalf of all the men who regret having watched her nude video. Dueling Romneys plays Mitt against himself with clips from Thursday’s Trump speech and one he gave four years ago. A new mascot is warning travelers to Las Vegas about the spread of syphilis. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 4, 2016 →

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UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 3, 2016

March 3, 2016 Joel Graham

Donald Trump issues his response to all the people threatening to leave the country if he’s elected. There’s a new website that will break up with your significant other that’s being called the Uber of Breakups. Barney the Dinosaur explains the dark side of selling Girl Scout Cookies. Clips from Chris Rock’s Oscars monologue is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 3, 2016 →

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UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 2, 2016

March 2, 2016 Joel Graham

Trump and Clinton are expected to win big on Super Tuesday and we have a parody of the “I’m Going to Disney World” post Super Bowl ads for each of them…and a bonus one in case Rubio pulls an upset. Tired of celebrities like Raven Symone claiming they’ll move to Canada if their candidate doesn’t … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 2, 2016 →

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UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 1, 2016

March 1, 2016 Joel Graham

Get your audience’s attention with an over-the-top Super Tuesday promo. Donald Trump addresses the nation ahead of the big voting day. Coors Light is adding truth to their advertising after being sued over where their beer is brewed. A new study says that men’s memories improve after looking at a pretty woman’s face. Barack Obama … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 1, 2016 →

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UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 29, 2016

February 29, 2016 Joel Graham

Regale the football fanatic who’s actually paying attention to the NFL Combine as a Real American Hero. The Oscars would like to apologize for being racist and they asked Morgan Freeman to speak on their behalf. Cheech and Chong chime in on the winners and losers at the Oscars. We’ve got a post Oscar Show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 29, 2016 →

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UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 26, 2016

February 26, 2016 Joel Graham

Sunday’s Oscars are going to be very white and we have the perfect song. Fuller House hits Netflix on Friday and the show’s theme song will get you pumped for the day. There’s a new treatment available for those who are addicted to porn like Terry Crews. Fake Trailers are for Gods of Egypt, Triple … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 26, 2016 →

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UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 25, 2016

February 25, 2016 Joel Graham

Donald Trump is back behind the mic singing about how his campaign is “Unstoppable.” Millennials are too lazy to eat breakfast cereal and Cap’n Crunch has a few words to say about that. Barney the Dinosaur is giving a heads-up to kids that their parents might want to watch Fuller House together. Phone Jacks features … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 25, 2016 →

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