Charlie Sheen is HIV positive and he needs to get the word out to his former goddesses. Bernie Sanders complains about the cruddy time slot for the last debate. Ronda Rousey has a new job now that she’s lost the belt. Barack Obama talks about making things normal again in France. And the 17th of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 17, 2015 →

Buying a turkey for Thanksgiving is going to feel like buying a new luxury automobile. Donald Trump chimes in on Saturday’s Democrat debate. Cheech and Chong talk about medical marijuana in schools. Monday is National Fast Food Day. And three new Show Starters round out Today’s Audio. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 16, 2015 →

Check out the link on the left column of our webpage for a collection of Friday the 13th bits from the UCN archive! New bits in Today’s Audio are about preparing for Thanksgiving, the Starbucks holiday cup, Friday the 13th, new movie releases, the President on Facebook, and Start a Rumor Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 13, 2015 →

A national restaurant chain has eliminated tipping and a new Prince parody will get the discussion going. The NFL is nervous about Will Smith’s upcoming film “Concussion” and they’ve enlisted Football Films to discourage fans from seeing it. Barney explains new research that shows 1 in 14 kids have a parent who’s been in prison. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 12, 2015 →

Be sure to check back late tonight as we’ll be working on a new batch of Debate Moments of Whaaaaat? Spoof the IBM Watson ads with Bob Dylan by replacing him with Taylor Swift. We have a new Veterans Day Montage as well as a special thank you to vets we’ve been storing in the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 11, 2015 →

Starbucks has fired the first shot in this year’s War on Christmas and a Toby Keith parody attempts to form a ceasefire. Morgan Freeman is back to apologize on behalf of Starbucks in case anyone was offended by their new red cups. Use a brand new Show Open to poke a little fun at the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 10, 2015 →

Blake Shelton shares his secrets to seducing the sexy ladies, one in particular. Bill Clinton is on the phone to talk about what his new title might be. Cheech and Chong break down last week’s vote in Ohio. Monday is World Freedom Day. And Show Sweepers return with a new batch of three. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 9, 2015 →

Tune in to ET to find out Gwen and Blake’s celebrity couple name. Play your listeners three more banned Saturday Night Live promos with Donald Trump. Fake Trailers are for “Spectre” and “The Peanuts Movie.” Barack Obama pushes for prison reform in his weekly address. And on the 6th of November folks celebrate National Nachos … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 6, 2015 →

Play a fake infomercial for the new repair product Jeb Can Fix It! A Vermont company is selling Bernie Sanders underwear and the curmudgeonly candidate endorses it. Barney the Dinosaur explains the new morbid study that proves parents play favorites. James Bond is the subject of this week’s Phone Jack. And Thursday is Gunpowder Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 5, 2015 →

We’ve got a classic hit parody all about the man who’s knocked Donald Trump from the top of the polls. The E coli outbreak at Chipotle has had a positive side effect – no lines! Star Trek is coming back to TV. Parody Jeremy sings about how the air at the office is making you … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 4, 2015 →