A new infomercial will introduce slow drivers to a brand new concept called “Getting Out of the Left Lane.” The Miss America Pageant is the latest offense against Offended By Everything Guy. Cheech and Chong discuss new marijuana usage figures. Monday is Chocolate Milkshake Day. And three new Show Sweepers await. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 12, 2016 →

A Keith Urban parody will get your peeps fired up for NFL Football. Enjoy a fake ad for the very real Donald Trump Chia Head. For your consideration, we have three new Fake Movie Trailers. Barack Obama talks about not wearing his wedding ring. And Friday is National Teddy Bear Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 9, 2016 →

A sex robot sings a parody about being too sexy. Morgan Freeman apologizes on behalf of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston. Barney explains why kids should stand during the National Anthem. Celebrate 50 years of Star Trek with a new Phone Jack. We’re posting a couple of bits from the UCN vault to help mark … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 8, 2016 →

Maybe Hillary can get her “Trump Allergy” under control with a new variety of Claritin. Protect yourself from creepy clowns with a new form of martial arts. The Panda is off the Endangered Species List and on the menu! Barack Obama talks about being called an S.O.B. And the 7th of September is Salami Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 7, 2016 →

After a long holiday weekend, your audience isn’t facing a Manic Monday as much as a Tragic Tuesday. Ask Siri to tell you all about the massive recall of Samsung Galaxy Note 7s. Hillary and Huma have had enough of Anthony Weiner. Tuesday is Fight Procrastination Day. And we start the shortened week with three … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 6, 2016 →

In observance of Labor Day, there will be no UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 5th. The next post will be published Monday evening for Tuesday, September 6th. The entire UCN staff wishes you all a Happy Labor Day! Introduce bad drivers to the latest automotive advancement – The Turn Signal! A Labor Day-specific version of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 2, 2016 →

Donald Trump sings a Mexican song that sums up his trip to Mexico. Tom Brady’s awful new haircut is the subject of a new Football Films. Barney explains why clowns are scary. Kanye’s VMA rant is the reason behind this week’s Phone Jack. And September 1st is Emma M. Nutt Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 1, 2016 →

Protest Colin Kaepernick in style with a new NFL Flammable Jersey. Vanilla Ice stopped by the UCN studios to announce he’ll be a contestant on Dancing with the Stars. A new device will help you understand your dog. Parody Jeremy sings about the end of summer. And August 31st is Love Litigating Lawyers Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 31, 2016 →

Anthony Weiner needs to apologize for his latest scandal, so he’s called upon Morgan Freeman. You’ll never believe which world-class athlete is supporting Colin Kaepernick. Donald Trump has the remedy for going soft on Immigration. Barack Obama wants to make a sequel to his romantic movie. And Tuesday is a fun day called National Toasted … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 30, 2016 →

Safe spaces and trigger warnings are all part of a higher education at Poor U. Mr. Offended by Everything Guy left you a voice mail about Kanye West at the VMAs. Cheech and Chong report on lab rats. Monday is National Lemon Juice Day. And three new Show Sweepers are ready to help with your … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 29, 2016 →