Exposure to bright light can boost a man’s sex drive and a classic tune tells the story. A new infomercial spreads the word about something everyone with a cell phone should already know. Walmart is developing self-driving shopping carts. Barack Obama wants everything to return to normal. And September 20th is National Punch Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Play a game with Hillary Clinton’s health with an update of Operation. An intro to the Emmy Awards is about how the best TV shows aren’t on TV at all. Cheech and Chong want to become pot sommeliers. Monday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And three new Show Starters are ready to help … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 19, 2016
Air a fascinating clip of Donald Trump’s appearance on The Dr. Oz Show. Morgan Freeman apologizes for The Ford Motor Company’s move to Mexico. Three new Fake Trailers are ready to go. Barack Obama considers a pardon for Nelly. And Friday is National Play-Doh Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 16, 2016
Hillary Clinton probably does not have a body double…but her husband Bill wishes she did. Donald Trump reveals why he’s pushing for a new maternity leave policy. Barney the Dinosaur warns your kids about online hackers. Lady Gaga is the voice behind a new Phone Jack. And every September 15th we celebrate International Dot Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 15, 2016
Drake’s “Hotline Bling” is now about the exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7. Regale the Real American Hero who came up with the ubiquitous pumpkin spice flavor. Find out why Hillary Clinton does not like to be around water. Parody Jeremy is back with a song about dolphins. And Wednesday is Eat a Hoagie Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Hillary Clinton musters up enough lung capacity to sing about her case of pneumonia. Millennial recruits are changing the way drill sergeants train soldiers. Coach Jon Gruden returns to wrap up the NFL’s first week. Barack Obama responds to having a parasite named after him. And September 13th is Defy Superstition Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 13, 2016
A new infomercial will introduce slow drivers to a brand new concept called “Getting Out of the Left Lane.” The Miss America Pageant is the latest offense against Offended By Everything Guy. Cheech and Chong discuss new marijuana usage figures. Monday is Chocolate Milkshake Day. And three new Show Sweepers await. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 12, 2016
A Keith Urban parody will get your peeps fired up for NFL Football. Enjoy a fake ad for the very real Donald Trump Chia Head. For your consideration, we have three new Fake Movie Trailers. Barack Obama talks about not wearing his wedding ring. And Friday is National Teddy Bear Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 9, 2016
A sex robot sings a parody about being too sexy. Morgan Freeman apologizes on behalf of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston. Barney explains why kids should stand during the National Anthem. Celebrate 50 years of Star Trek with a new Phone Jack. We’re posting a couple of bits from the UCN vault to help mark … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 8, 2016
Maybe Hillary can get her “Trump Allergy” under control with a new variety of Claritin. Protect yourself from creepy clowns with a new form of martial arts. The Panda is off the Endangered Species List and on the menu! Barack Obama talks about being called an S.O.B. And the 7th of September is Salami Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 7, 2016