New research says everyone texts and drives and a new Everyday Infomercial hopes to change that. Alex Jones claims to be a “performance artist,” so give him some stage time. The Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas plans to open a new Raiders-themed brothel. Barney explains the health benefits of being dirty. And Wednesday is National … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Sing along with a ditty about how bidets are becoming popular in US bathrooms. It’s Tax Day and income taxes are Mansplained and a new Tax Montage is ready to go. Donald Trump is on the line to talk about the White House Easter Egg Roll. And Tuesday is International Jugglers Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 18, 2017
Finally, April the Giraffe has popped! The Mother of All Bombs has a few words. More men “refuse” to date hot women. Coffee is the subject of a Monday Morning Fun Fact. Cheech and Chong have a special report. Monday is Blah, Blah, Blah Day. And three new Show Sweepers await. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 17, 2017
An update of Peter Cottontail is about how kids really feel on Easter. Hillary Clinton modeled a new pair of shoes Katy Perry designed and named after her. Two Fake Trailers are for one movie – The Fate of the Furious. Donald Trump chimes in on the United Airlines scandal. And Friday is the day … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 14, 2017
Locash sings about the Easter Bunny. United Airlines introduces a new service for passengers. An 85-year old man is attempting to be the oldest person to climb Mount Everest. Bill O’Reilly’s voice is the foundation for Phone Jacks. And Thursday is Scrabble Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 13, 2017
Van Halen’s best known song is about the man yanked from the United Airlines flight. Grown ups are spending their free time playing with children’s toys in a new trend called Kidulting. A new Easter Montage is ready to go. Barney the Dinosaur talks about the right way to respond when being kicked off a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 12, 2017
With just a week to go before the filing deadline, James Brown is on the scene like a tax machine. Do you or someone you love suffer from Alec Baldwin Overload? A special message helps raise awareness of the suffering of Marshmallow Peeps. Donald Trump is on the line and about to go off on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 11, 2017
Hillary Clinton has a new fragrance. Brighten up your Monday morning with a Fun Fact. We produced 5 separate countdown elements and a list of Advantages of Being Raised By Monkeys. Cheech and Chong report on pot in the NFL. Monday is National Sibling Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with three new Show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 10, 2017
Morgan Freeman apologizes on behalf of Pepsi for their ill-received Kendall Jenner ad. People who talk to their dogs are more intelligent. Fake Movie Trailers are for the new “Smurfs” movie and “Going in Style.” President Trump answers his critics who say he’s using his new job to promote his resorts. And Friday is National … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 7, 2017
A blue collar classic rock anthem is about the frustration of paying taxes and getting nothing in return. A new weight loss program will have you looking as fit as Mama June. The O’Reilly Factor has picked up some new advertisers. Barry Manilow is the subject of Phone Jacks. Thursday is Plan Your Epitaph Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 6, 2017