Ever wonder how Hillary stays so confident in the wake of yet another Wikileak data dump? Samsung has stopped making the Galaxy Note 7 and they are very sorry about that. Get a quick teaser of what Donald Trump said in outtakes from The Apprentice. Hear the vows from Shia Labeouf’s live-streamed wedding. And October … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 12, 2016 →

Listen in on two more examples of Donald Trump engaging in locker room talk. That guy who’s offended by everything left you a voice mail about creepy clown sightings. Enjoy the new scented candles that smell like the Apple Store. Barack Obama chimes in on Sunday night’s debate. And Tuesday is Coming Out Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 11, 2016 →

Listen to Donald Trump claim victory in Sunday’s Presidential Debate. Playoff baseball and NFL football on Fox means plenty of Joe Buck and his glorious hair plugs. Cheech and Chong discuss a prehistoric pot find. Monday is National Angel Food Cake Day. And the start of the week means three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 10, 2016 →

Rihanna sings about how she’s sick of this election with “FourFive” weeks to go! A sappy love song to Tom Brady is sung by a smitten Patriots fan. Three Fake Trailers cover all the big releases. Barack Obama tries his very best to cast an early ballot for Hillary. And Friday is Bathtub Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 7, 2016 →

Creepy Clown sightings are having an adverse effect on legitimate clown business. Football Films tries to boost Monday Night ratings. Barney tiptoes around a touchy issue to tactfully explain medical marijuana. The rambling VP candidates are the thrust of this week’s Phone Jack. And Thursday is National Physician’s Assistant Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 6, 2016 →

Gather what’s left of your friends to sing about how this election is ruining friendships. Toyota has unveiled a robot baby for the Japanese market. You’ve heard Oetsi the Ice Man’s speaking voice, now hear him sing. Parody Jeremy is back to sing about poor Rick Astley. And Wednesday is World Teachers Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 5, 2016 →

Donald Trump sings about not paying taxes and getting “Money for Nothing.” Don’t fall victim to crime…get Kanye Home Security. Sweden wants to send condoms into space. Barack Obama talks about what it’s like to wait around for Bill Clinton. And Tuesday is Golf Lovers Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 4, 2016 →

UCN Written Prep Tuesday, October 4, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners NATURALLY, SHE’S NOT SURE … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, October 4, 2016 →

Regale the Real American Hero who is in charge of selecting the talent for the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Donald Trump disagrees with the USA Today’s endorsement of Hillary Clinton. Cheech and Chong take on Clinton…Chelsea that is. Monday is Techies Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with three new Show Starters. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 3, 2016 →

Welcome in Friday with a parody of the viral video hit “Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen.” Play a promo for the devilish shows Friday night on Fox. Three Fake Movie Trailers are ready to go. Barack Obama has a hard time remembering the term “Lame Duck.” And the last day of September is Chewing Gum Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 30, 2016 →