We have a short infomercial for an easy way to be sure you don’t lose friends this election season. A new kind of haunted house is designed to scare whiny college kids. Get a sneak peek at the all new Trump TV. Hillary Clinton is the subject of a new Celebrity Haunting with the Crypt … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 26, 2016 →

Sing along with a Men Without Hats parody about Yoga Pants. The Crypt Keeper returns with a scary tale about Donald Trump. Football Films tries to figure out why TV ratings for the NFL are down. Barack Obama talks about the Chicago Cubs. And Tuesday is a special day called Punk for a Day Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 25, 2016 →

Protect yourself from the ever increasing risk that you will be attacked by creepy clowns. The Talking Hillary 8-Ball is ready to take your queries. Cheech and Chong have news about an unlikely marijuana supporter. Monday is National Bologna Day. And three new Show Sweepers are in the starting blocks. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 24, 2016 →

Luke Bryan sings about those annoying trick-or-treaters who show up before it even gets dark. Madonna made an offer to reward men who vote for Hillary Clinton. Three Fake Movie Trailers are all set for the big new releases. Barack Obama uses his weekly address to school Donald Trump on how elections work. And Friday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 21, 2016 →

We’ll be listening to the debate to pull some clips for a new round of “Debate Moments of Whaaaaat?” Check back later tonight!!! New Caramel M&Ms may give way to many more experimental flavors of the iconic candy. Barney the Dinosaur tells children about a new adult exercise craze. Frankenstein’s Monster is the star of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 20, 2016 →

The very last Presidential Debate is Wednesday night and we have a fitting promo. A new version of the Magic 8-Ball will help you make sound decisions like Donald Trump. If you’ve been inconvenienced by their decision to stop selling creepy clown masks, Target and Morgan Freeman want to say sorry. Parody Jeremy sent in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 19, 2016 →

Trump accused Hillary of being on drugs during the last debate and she’s singing all about it. A new Real American Heroes feature is about that neighborhood guy who goes overboard with Halloween decorations. Vo-tagra is the new medication for ED – Electile Dysfunction. Barack Obama calls in to talk about rigged elections. And Tuesday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 18, 2016 →

Meghan Trainor implores you to get a flu shot. There’s a place even more terrifying than a haunted house and your audience is on their way there. The Weekly Weed News reports on medical marijuana for pets. Monday is National Pasta Day. And three new Show Starter montages are ready to go. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 17, 2016 →

Tell folks about the newest way to stop the spread of germs this flu season. Donald Trump reacts to the most recent allegations. Find out what was inside those recalled Soylent Food Bars. Movie Trailers are for “The Accountant” and the “Kevin Hart: What Now?” Barack Obama talks about going to Mars in his Weekly … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 14, 2016 →

Help the Today Show find a replacement for Billy Bush with a Help Wanted feature. CoverGirl has a new cover girl who’s actually a dude. Barney explains how American Kids are among the least physically fit in the world. Tim Tebow is the crux of this week’s Phone Jack. And Thursday is the day to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 13, 2016 →