Songs are about eating out in the middle of inflation. Olympians will have to do everything themselves. We salute that guy who hasn’t dated since the pandemic, Morgan Freeman’s sorry about dinner, and we reflect in the shower. Lastly, we mash up the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday July 15, 2021
Songs are about F-Boys and quitting the restaurant business. We reveal this year’s Emmy nominees. South Korea may have started a fitness trend, Hunter Biden sells paintings, and Dad Jokes go beyond bedtime. Lastly, Barney tells the kids learning remotely isn’t good. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday July 14, 2021
Songs are about expensive things and shows in packed places. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your coffee. Jeff Bezos hates Richard Branson, Menthol Meridith hates space flights, and we thought about slugs. Lastly, President Biden seems spaced out. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday July 13, 2021
Songs are about being jacked up on caffeine on a Monday. You can use a tank as a taxi. We want robocalls, no one works in hospitality anymore, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Cheech and Chong can join the FBI. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday July 12, 2021
Songs are about mosquitos and a normal weekend. We salute that guy who won’t shut up about his boat. You get an offended caller about no fans at the Olympics. Sports Kid returns, dad gets a new dofa, and President Biden has a new plan to get America vaccinated. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday July 9, 2021
Songs are about rich people’s summer camp and a short work week. Morgan Freeman apologizes to Delta Airlines. Youtube’s algorithm gets sexy, everyone has a Weather Channel, and we think about Jeff Bezos. Lastly, the news gets simplified. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday July 8, 2021
Songs are about the Canadian border reopening, and pooping in the pool. Rich people race to space. You wish you had Vin Diesel’s family, Big Brother returns to TV, and Dad dated a tennis player. Lastly, Barney breaks down Sunburns for the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday July 7, 2021
Songs are about sunburn and scared pups. Jeff Bezos takes an old lady to space. Old man sex dolls exist, Menthol Meridith had a good 4th of July, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, President Biden checks in after the weekend. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday July 6, 2021
PRODUCTION NOTE: Since Independence Day Falls on a Sunday this year, Monday July 5th is an official day off for the staff at United Stations and UCN. Therefore, today’s DailyPost covers Friday and Monday. The next new DailyPost will be published Monday evening for Tuesday, July 6th. Please have a happy and safe Independence Day!!! … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 2 and Monday July 5, 2021
Songs are about July, masks returning, and Bill Cosby. Amazon finds yet another enterprise. We salute the guy still trying to make flying cars, and we think about walking in the shower. Lastly, the news gets simplified. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, July 1, 2021