The revamped Green M&M is the subject of a song and an apology from Morgan. The ending of Fight Club was changed in China. Robots are taking over poker. Meredith tires of winter. Morning Shower Thoughts return and Joe Biden has a new favorite cable news channel. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 25, 2022 →

Sing about the need for caffeine. Morgan Freeman apologizes for weight losers. The Queen is hiring. Send a card for National Compliment Day. A movie about January 6th is in the works. Dad Jokes about going deaf. And Cheech and Chong discover the politician of their dreams. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 24, 2022 →

A song parody is about the new Disney song parents are beginning to hate. A Real American Hero studies wine. Jeff Bezos strives for immortality. Drill Sergeants are teaching kids in New Mexico. The Sports Kid returns along with a new Dad Joke Theater. And President Biden gets a bad report card. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 21, 2022 →

Bono sings about hating the name of his own band. Some people want to prematurely end Dry January. Weed is now featured in campaign ads. The line between lunch meat and cosmetics is blurred. Crazy Cat Lady wants the world’s biggest feline. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And we mash up this week’s news. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 20, 2022 →

Sing about 5G messing with your flight. Jeff Bezos responds to train robberies. Mike Tyson holds a press conference. Walmart enters the metaverse. Harry Potter is Weird Al. Dad Joke Theater returns and Barney calms kids’ nerves about mass extinction. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 19, 2022 →

Sing about having an N95. Get a status report from the grocery store. Protect yourself with a new COVID mask. Don’t invest in WTF crypto. Meredith comments on the Spears sisters. A Morning Shower Thought is about football. And Joe Biden has some snappy comebacks to Trump’s insults. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 18, 2022 →

Song parodies are about moms teaching school and the omnipresent Omicron variant. Jeff Bezos is buff. Enjoy chicken cooked with cold medicine. Girl Scout Cookie season is terrifying. The curtain goes up on Dad Joke Theater and your cannabis correspondents find a COVID cure. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 17, 2022 →

An online sports bettor sings about gambling. Prepare the food that’s not in grocery stores. Learn the best place to buy vinyl. Help some poor CEOs. Get the latest from the Sports Kid. Dad Jokes about his baby’s name. And Barack Obama interrupts Biden’s weekly address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 14, 2022 →

Sing about empty store shelves. Regale the hero with the makeshift man cave. COVID causes shrinkage. Fauci doubles down. Sports gambling comes to the Big Apple. Think a Morning Shower Thought and mash-up this week’s news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 13, 2022 →

Sing along with a parody about pig heart transplants. Jeff Bezos celebrates his birthday. Morgan Freeman apologizes for at-home COVID tests. Take your time filing with Turtle Tax. Watch a realistic DIY reality show. Dad jokes about apples. And Barney has sobering news for your kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 12, 2022 →