Bono sings about hating the name of his own band. Some people want to prematurely end Dry January. Weed is now featured in campaign ads. The line between lunch meat and cosmetics is blurred. Crazy Cat Lady wants the world’s biggest feline. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And we mash up this week’s news. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 20, 2022 →

Sing about 5G messing with your flight. Jeff Bezos responds to train robberies. Mike Tyson holds a press conference. Walmart enters the metaverse. Harry Potter is Weird Al. Dad Joke Theater returns and Barney calms kids’ nerves about mass extinction. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 19, 2022 →

Sing about having an N95. Get a status report from the grocery store. Protect yourself with a new COVID mask. Don’t invest in WTF crypto. Meredith comments on the Spears sisters. A Morning Shower Thought is about football. And Joe Biden has some snappy comebacks to Trump’s insults. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 18, 2022 →

Song parodies are about moms teaching school and the omnipresent Omicron variant. Jeff Bezos is buff. Enjoy chicken cooked with cold medicine. Girl Scout Cookie season is terrifying. The curtain goes up on Dad Joke Theater and your cannabis correspondents find a COVID cure. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 17, 2022 →

An online sports bettor sings about gambling. Prepare the food that’s not in grocery stores. Learn the best place to buy vinyl. Help some poor CEOs. Get the latest from the Sports Kid. Dad Jokes about his baby’s name. And Barack Obama interrupts Biden’s weekly address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 14, 2022 →

Sing about empty store shelves. Regale the hero with the makeshift man cave. COVID causes shrinkage. Fauci doubles down. Sports gambling comes to the Big Apple. Think a Morning Shower Thought and mash-up this week’s news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 13, 2022 →

Sing along with a parody about pig heart transplants. Jeff Bezos celebrates his birthday. Morgan Freeman apologizes for at-home COVID tests. Take your time filing with Turtle Tax. Watch a realistic DIY reality show. Dad jokes about apples. And Barney has sobering news for your kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 12, 2022 →

Song parodies are about folks quitting their jobs and the deep freeze gripping parts of the country. Disney is hiring TikTok stars. Become an expert in celebrity farts. Menthol Meredith talks about colds and COVID. Think about your baby teeth in the shower. And President Biden has a plan to increase testing. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 11, 2022 →

Lou Bega sings about Mom Bods. Commemorate your dead New Year’s Resolutions. Learn about the biggest winner at the Golden Globes. KFC goes chickenless. The new Cadillac is sexy. Dad Jokes about married women. And Cheech and Chong get a geography lesson. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 10, 2022 →

The Village People sing about our short attention spans. Morgan is sorry the Grammys are postponed. Find the perfect match with the perfect parents. Elmo rages against rocks. Sports Kid returns. Morning Shower thoughts are back and Joe Biden talks about how he’ll leave office. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 7, 2022 →