Sing a holiday song about this horrible year. Ozzy Osbourne is getting into the NFT business. A new study of sex and the female brain gets Mansplained. And Dad jokes about New Year’s Eve. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 29, 2021 →

A song parody is about Spider-Man’s billions. Turn canceled flights into an exciting new game show. Menthol Meredith talks about this weird week. And Joe Biden thought up some snappy comebacks to “Let’s Go Brandon.” Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 28, 2021 →

We’re providing a pared-down offering this week between Christmas and New Years. Sing about the man who carts away all your Christmas junk. Salute the man who returns all his gifts. Morgan issues a mea culpa for Christmas music. And Dad Jokes about the dangers of playing Peek-a-Boo. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 27, 2021 →

UCN HOLIDAY SCHEDULE NOTE: With Christmas Eve being an official holiday, this DailyPost is for Thursday 12-23 and Friday 12-24. The next post will publish Sunday evening. Merry Christmas to all!!! Song parodies are about traffic and last minute shopping. We finish off the Beasties countdown. Dr. Fauci comments on our shrinking attention spans. The … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 23 & Friday, December 24, 2021 →

A NOTE ABOUT UCN’s HOLIDAY SCHEDULE: Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve are official holidays for United Stations staff. Therefore, there will be no DailyPost for Friday 12-24 or Friday 12-31. And we’ll be offering scaled-back posts during the week between Christmas and New Years. UCN will be back to full strength with the DailyPost … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 22, 2021 →

Sing a song about Spider-Man spoilers. We updated the Hook Bed from yesterday’s Beastie Boys parody. James Bond gets the Spider-Man treatment. Fling your cat out of the tree. Menthol Meredith talks about Christmas. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden’s on the phone to chat about the candy cane shortage. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 21, 2021 →

Christmas gets Fancy Like, and there’s no sleep ‘til then. We salute those still writing Christmas cards. We talk to the REAL star of Spider-Man, Elf on the Shelf reports in, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, your weekly cannabis correspondents try drinkable weed. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 20, 2021 →

This is your last weekend to shop, and Jeff Bezos gets into the Christmas spirit. We put Bruce Springsteen songs into commercials. Zendaya is taller than Tom Holland, Sports Kid returns, and Dad goes on a search. Lastly, President Biden wishes you a Merry Christmas. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 17, 2021 →

We made songs about wrapping presents, and hentai. Spiderman saves the box office. Football Films redefines the meaning of MVP, people buy crypto for Christmas, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, we simplify the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 16, 2021 →

Santa hits the thrift shop, and Morgan Freeman’s sorry stocking stuffers are lame. Bundt Cake is the newest star of Mission Impossible. Athlete’s blood makes you smarter, Donny Jr doesn’t have his dad’s number, and Dad got sick. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about Santa’s replacement. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 15, 2021 →