Songs are about Hollywood going on pause and the nationwide liquor shortage. Morgan Freeman’s sorry about dumb baby names. Survivor goes woke. Sports Kid returns. A new Dad Joke Theater is a total ripoff. And President Biden talks about his speech to the UN. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 24, 2021 →

Songs are about pooping at home and Dolly Parton’s reaction to Lil Nas X. We salute that guy who puts his own name on sports jerseys. The Happy Meal goes green. 007 is played by a woman. We have a random Morning Shower Thought. And we streamline the news for your audience. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 23, 2021 →

Songs are about the beginning of fall. Your phone can tell when you’re depressed. Disney employees are underpaid, Jeff Bezos has words for Elon Musk, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney breaks down the Stock Market. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 22, 2021 →

Songs are about bears and the summer ending. Morgan Freeman’s sorry about your 401(k). Dr. Fauci helps with Halloween, Menthol Meredith wants that new Sam Adams beer, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, President Biden’s been missing a lot. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 21, 2021 →

Songs are about Mondays, the best song ever, and chubby kids. Cavemen had fashion. Tesla replaces more steering wheels, Dad Joke Theater returns, and weed doesn’t help with chronic pain. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 20, 2021 →

Songs are about nasty pumpkin beer, and vandalizing bathrooms. We salute that person who’s too serious about book club. More women are buying guns, Sports Kid returns, Dad joins the band, and Joe Biden’s bad with names. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 17, 2021 →

Songs are about HBO and remakes no one asked for. People are now drinking iodine to cure COVID. We need school bus drivers, Crazy Cat Lady wants to be an influencer, and we have Morning Shower Thoughts. Lastly, we streamline the news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 16, 2021 →

Songs are about taco passes and bringing the wooly mammoth back. Celebrities are now medical experts. We clean up space garbage, Taco Bell’s subscription has side effects, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Barney explains the end of the world. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 15, 2021 →

Songs are about Britney getting married, and Applebee’s lame commercial. Jay Leno returns to TV. You can just make stuff up, Menthol Meredith is happy for Britney, and we thought about airports this morning. Lastly, President Biden is on the phone with you! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 14, 2021 →

Songs are about Monday and Facebook Glasses. Sex can help with your allergies. Morgan Freeman apologizes for spooky season, Amazon has a new employee perk, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, Cheech and Chong love Italy. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 13, 2021 →