We’re providing a pared-down offering this week between Christmas and New Years. Sing about the man who carts away all your Christmas junk. Salute the man who returns all his gifts. Morgan issues a mea culpa for Christmas music. And Dad Jokes about the dangers of playing Peek-a-Boo. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 27, 2021
UCN HOLIDAY SCHEDULE NOTE: With Christmas Eve being an official holiday, this DailyPost is for Thursday 12-23 and Friday 12-24. The next post will publish Sunday evening. Merry Christmas to all!!! Song parodies are about traffic and last minute shopping. We finish off the Beasties countdown. Dr. Fauci comments on our shrinking attention spans. The … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 23 & Friday, December 24, 2021
A NOTE ABOUT UCN’s HOLIDAY SCHEDULE: Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve are official holidays for United Stations staff. Therefore, there will be no DailyPost for Friday 12-24 or Friday 12-31. And we’ll be offering scaled-back posts during the week between Christmas and New Years. UCN will be back to full strength with the DailyPost … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 22, 2021
Sing a song about Spider-Man spoilers. We updated the Hook Bed from yesterday’s Beastie Boys parody. James Bond gets the Spider-Man treatment. Fling your cat out of the tree. Menthol Meredith talks about Christmas. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden’s on the phone to chat about the candy cane shortage. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Songs are about Apes getting the COVID vaccine and a new beer made with Cadbury Creme Eggs. Mr. Mullet is Real American Hero. Enjoy sausage made with celebrities. Women’s History Month is “Womansplained.” Monopoly is the subject of a Morning Shower Thought. And The Weekly Weed News reports on Seth Rogen’s new business venture. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, March 8, 2021
Sing along with parodies about planes falling apart and kissing your dog more than your spouse. Eyeglass wearers are less likely to get COVID. Is that cocaine on your corn flakes? Relax with a Morning Shower Thought. Meredith is all in on Free Britney. And President Biden is on the line for your weekly chat. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 23, 2021
Songs are about the brutal winter and the rise of Bitcoin. Morgan Freeman issues a freezing mea culpa. Buffalo Bill’s house is available for rent. Martin Scorsese hates streaming services. Enjoy a new Dad Joke and welcome back Deano the Lounge Singer. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 18, 2021
Songs are about cold hands and post Valentine’s. Have a romantic President’s Day! Virtual Travel is now a thing. Ever wonder what your dog does when it’s alone? Shower Thoughts are about cars and the Weekly Weed News is about big sales for Valentine’s Day. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 15, 2021
Two Christmas parodies start the week off. The Russians have hacked one of our most popular bits. Santa goes Hip Hop. Tom Cruise Control is optional equipment for your car. Down to the final days of Shopping Days Jingles. And the Weekly Weed News has a financial twist. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 21th, 2020
A classic Peanuts’ song is about how you can only watch their holiday specials on AppleTV. Starship sings about the demise of Quibi. Sir Paul recorded an album during lockdown. Rudy takes legal action against Borat. What are people saying about Burger King’s reusable packaging? Sports Kid is back. And Trump talks about the final … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 23, 2020