A Tom Petty song is about seasonal allergies. Kanye is banned from the Grammys and Morgan apologizes. Tucker Carlson interviews Kid Rock. Maury’s cancellation is sad news for some. Menthol Meredith reminisces about Spring Break. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden is on the phone to talk about stocks. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 22, 2022
Devo sings about your busted bracket. Jeff Bezos owns James Bond. Wheel of Fortune has a new theme week. Dolly Parton is pure rock and roll. Doritos just got lite. Dad jokes about flat earthers. And Mike Tyson makes the Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 21, 2022
Sing about post St. Patrick’s Day hangovers. Jussie Smollett gets a sitcom. Another container ship gets stuck. Everyone’s an expert on social media. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke is back. And the President changes time. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 18, 2022
Two song parodies are about St. Patrick’s Day and the possible end of Standard Time. Honor the Real American Hero who’s constantly changing the gas price sign. Hear Tucker Carlson tell a joke. Poodles make Dog News headlines. Enjoy a new Morning Shower Thought. And Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 17, 2022
ZZ Top sings about a drunken St. Paddy’s Day. Jeff Bezos is in a quandary. Hear what parents are saying about Encanto Sing Along. Flip through the pages of Incel Weekly. Count down to St. Patrick’s Day. Dad jokes about Mt. Everest. And Barney explains using Encanto as a weapon for kids. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 16, 2022
A Billy Joel classic is about March Madness. Morgan delivers a mea culpa for Tom Brady. Spring Break gets woke. 2 days until St. Paddy’s. Meredith wants to un-retire herself. Think a Morning Shower Thought. And Joe Biden compares Ukraine to a celebrity feud. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 15, 2022
Sing a song about the effects of Daylight Savings Time. Jeff Bezos wants a secret baby. What if frozen peas could talk? Catch up on the latest Dog News. Countdown to St. Patrick’s Day. Hoist the curtain on a new Dad Joke Theater. Cheech and Chong report on dispensaries in New York. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 14, 2022
Sing about this weekend’s switch to Daylight Savings. That person who’s never seen Star Wars is a Real American Hero. Jeff Bezos boycotts Russia. The price of burgers makes them impossible. Sports Kid talks about the return of baseball. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden mumbles about crypto currency. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 11, 2022
Songs are about the fear of pooping in public and how alcohol shrinks your brain. A new fast food joint fills the void in Russia. There’s an alternative to Tinder’s background checks. Slim down like The Batman. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup this week’s news. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 10, 2022
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES A SPECIAL DAY FOR EVERYONE WHO WORKS FROM HOME Today is Organize Your Home Office Day.*** … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, March 10th, 2022