Songs are about the fear of pooping in public and how alcohol shrinks your brain. A new fast food joint fills the void in Russia. There’s an alternative to Tinder’s background checks. Slim down like The Batman. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup this week’s news. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 10, 2022
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES A SPECIAL DAY FOR EVERYONE WHO WORKS FROM HOME Today is Organize Your Home Office Day.*** … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, March 10th, 2022
Luke Bryan sings about the price of gas. Stoli changes its name. Queen Elizabeth shows off her new crib. Walt Disney is unfrozen. Enjoy a helpful tip to save gas. The curtain goes up on a new Dad Joke Theater. And Barney teaches a lesson on nuclear war. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 9, 2022
A Carrie Underwood parody is about cheating at Wordle. Morgan Freeman apologizes for arresting Hertz customers. Save fuel with a new Gas Saving Tip. Crazy Cat Lady takes on Cat Woman. Menthol Meredith chimes in on masks. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden loves The Batman. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 8, 2022
Monday morning is a real Twisted Sister. Jeff Bezos is shooting Pete Davidson into orbit. Sex is loud in NYC. The price of gas is going to be a horror show. Start training for St. Patrick’s Day. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on a small state with big cannabis dreams. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 7, 2022
A Ghostbusters parody is about high gas prices. Evil Jeff Bezos is putting more stores out of business. Learn the origins of The Bat Boy. There’s a new pain medication. Sports Kid returns with a new actor. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden finally addresses his hecklers. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 4, 2022
President Zelensky is too sexy. Morgan Freeman apologizes for expensive toothpaste. The Baseball Commissioner speaks. Russia gets its own Batman. Disney works blue. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And the news gets mashed up. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 3, 2022
Sing along with adults who are afraid of the dark. There’s a new Russian credit card. Nostalgia reduces pain. Neil Diamond sells out. Carjackings are getting younger. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains the baseball lockout. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 2, 2022
Green Day canceled a concert in Moscow thanks to a certain Russian Idiot. Ukraine President Zelensky is sexy and now men can smell like him. Give up Russian Vodka for Lent. Foreigners are taking jobs from American actors. Menthol Meredith joins the Russian Vodka boycott. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden prepares for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 1, 2022
Songs are about a sucky Monday and the MLB lockout. Jeff Bezos talks about a certain bald, evil villain. Southwest Airlines has a new feature. What kind of beer do the Amish drink? Dad Joke Theater returns. And Weekly Weed News reports from the Metaverse. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 28, 2022