Billy Idol loves Humpday. Jeff Bezos comments on Elon Musk’s mother. Chocolate Milk is the perfect recovery drink. Get a report on the latest shortages. Crazy Cat Lady is back. Mom Joke returns. And Barney warns kids about the lack of pizza delivery drivers. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, May 18, 2022 →

Madonna sings about her new NFTs. Jeff Bezos goes after Joe Biden. Congress investigates UFOs. Battle the baby formula shortage. Meredith talks about Twitter. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden wants men to help with the formula shortage. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, May 17, 2022 →

Songs are about the Top Gun sequel and needing coffee on a Monday morning. A baby talks about the formula shortage. The Mandalorian tightens his belt. Bald men are discriminated against. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News covers a story out of Thailand. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, May 16, 2022 →

Billie Eilish sings about bad luck. Jeff Bezos fights Inflation. Morgan apologizes for crypto currency. What happens if Disney loses their copyrights? Sports Kid is back. Switch things up with a Mom Joke. And Joe Biden tells a fairy tale about the MAGA King. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, May 13, 2022 →

Sing a sad song about gas prices. That guy with the perfect lawn is a Real American Hero. Bury the iPod. Get the latest Dog News. Give a Gas Saving Tip. Morning Shower Thoughts return and it’s time to Mash Up the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, May 12, 2022 →

Songs are about Britney’s Nude Instagram and Hump Day. Tom Brady signs with Fox. Logging off of Social Media is healthy. Flirtation gets Mansplained. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney sings about 401Ks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, May 11, 2022 →

Poop Transplants are the Fountain of Youth. Bezos comments on Musk’s strange tweet. Who’s on First gets a new twist. Tucker Carlson questions Dr. Strange. Meredith’s Mercury is in retrograde. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden loved Mother’s Day. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, May 10, 2022 →

Florence and the Machine wish Monday was over. Dr. Strange fights against the Monday Multiverse. Jeff Bezos is jealous of SpaceX. Mom reacts to Mother’s Day. Get a hot stock tip. Dad Joke News returns. And Weed Vending Machines are in the Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, May 9, 2022 →

Sir Mix-A-Lot sings about Brunch! Salute hungover workers. Shopping for Mother’s Day is a horse race. Save money on Mom. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater are back. And Joe Biden fights disinformation. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, May 6, 2022 →

Be proud to be an American…on Cinco de Mayo. Jeff Bezos goes to Whole Foods. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Dr. Strange. Comedians learn to defend themselves. Nantucket goes topless. Another Morning Shower Thought appears in our consciousness. And this week’s news gets Mashed Up. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, May 5, 2022 →