Walker Hayes’ Applebee’s Jingle is about employees quitting over a leaked memo. Prank your audience with an April Fools’ format change. Jeff Bezos has a plan for the Billionaire’s Tax. A new comedy club encourages slapping. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And President Biden talks about oil. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 1, 2022
Lady Gaga’s created a new send off. Promote the hottest movie to come out of the Oscars. Unfrozen Walt Disney is confused by woke terms. An escaped Flamingo was spotted in Texas. Eat a credit card’s worth of plastic. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the news. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 31, 2022
Sing about Hump Day. Your annoying coworker is a Real American Hero. Chris Rock goes on tour. Next year’s Oscars will be even better. Tucker Carlson asks a classic question. The curtain goes up on another Dad Joke Theater. And Barney explains sticks and stones. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 30, 2022
Will Smith may need to do a reverse Fresh Prince. Morgan apologizes for the Oscars. Will Smith might become an Oscars regular. Jeff Bezos rebukes Elon Musk. Meredith talks about The Slap. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Biden has a new weapon. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 29, 2022
Sing about the dilemma of having allergies during a pandemic. It’s time to bury the Oscars. Take a virtual vacation. The Marines are wearing nail polish. Water guns help train people. Dad Joke Theater returns. And The Weekly Weed News blows the lid off of medical marijuana. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 28, 2022
Songs are about gas stimulus checks and celebrating the arrival of Friday. Women have an opinion on the male birth control pill. Squats are the new fitness trend. Sports Kid has the latest headlines. Dad Joke Theater returns. And President Biden reports from Poland. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 25, 2022
A Bob Marley parody is about Will and Kate in Jamaica. The inventor of the Skip Intro button is a Real American Hero. Jeff Bezos talks about his ex’s charitable giving. Bill Clinton reports on Hillary’s COVID battle. The Oscars are Sunday. A new Morning Shower Thought awaits. And we Mashup all the top news … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 24, 2022
Song parodies are about buying smaller cars and the Kanye-Pete Davidson feud. Jeff Bezos makes Amazon Prime uncancelable. We’re now composting humans. You can feel pain in the Metaverse. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains the Metaverse to your kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 23, 2022
A Tom Petty song is about seasonal allergies. Kanye is banned from the Grammys and Morgan apologizes. Tucker Carlson interviews Kid Rock. Maury’s cancellation is sad news for some. Menthol Meredith reminisces about Spring Break. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden is on the phone to talk about stocks. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 22, 2022
Devo sings about your busted bracket. Jeff Bezos owns James Bond. Wheel of Fortune has a new theme week. Dolly Parton is pure rock and roll. Doritos just got lite. Dad jokes about flat earthers. And Mike Tyson makes the Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 21, 2022