Sing about the…start of the USFL season?!? Jeff Bezos reacts to Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover attempt. Youth Sports Officials are Real American Heroes. Take heed of another Last Minute Tax Tip. The Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater are back. And Joe Biden gets pooped on by a bird. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 15, 2022
Dance to the high gas prices. Morgan Freeman is sorry about the Caps Lock key. Test for COVID and STDs. Break the chain of being an a**hole. Check out another helpful Last Minute Tax Tip. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News once more. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 14, 2022
The Easter Bunny is the subject of a new country parody. A lazy Easter egg hider is a Real American Hero. Jeff Bezos dines with Kim K. There’s murder in the Metaverse. Heed another Last Minute Tax Tip. Dad Joke Theater misses an exit. And Barney explains taxes to kids. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 13, 2022
Sing about Marshmallow Peeps. Morgan Freeman apologizes for NASA. One of the last remaining Kmarts has an announcement. Get a last minute tax tip. Menthol Meredith is ready for the end of Lent. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden wants to chat about Ketanji Brown Jackson. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 12, 2022
If you work at home you work more than 9 to 5. Bezos is building a space hotel. Get a last minute tax tip. Become a Walmart trucker. Enjoy lab grown exotic meat. Dad Joke Theater is back and Cheech and Chong report on Chuck Schumer. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 11, 2022
Rock out, it’s Friday! Morgan Freeman apologizes for the US Senate. Get the latest Dog News. Tucker Carlson has questions about Dolly Parton. Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke gets a tiny bit risque. And Joe Biden chimes in on Nancy Pelosi. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 8, 2022
Sing an ode to brewskis on National Beer Day. Jeff Bezos has nicknames. Tiger Woods is back. Be fashionable in the Metaverse. A new streaming service is short on choices. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup The News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 7, 2022
Elton John sings about deceptively small Whoppers. Opening Day Optimists are Real American Heroes. Play a trailer for Will Smith’s next movie. The Crazy Cat Lady talks about dogs. Call Barack Obama about his return to the White House. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains where our love of booze comes from. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 6, 2022
Songs are about going to the office just to go on Zoom and how light can disrupt your sleep. Jeff Bezos relieves his stress. See who wins a Cringey Award. Menthol Meredith saves gas. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden is on the phone to talk about student debt. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 5, 2022
Songs are about delayed tax refunds and the surfing CEO of Facebook. It’s time to bury the Oscars Slap story. Bring your houseplant on a road trip. There’s metal in peanut butter. Dad Joke Theater returns. And your Cannabis Correspondents report on a new hotel in Vegas. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 4, 2022