The Bangles sing about October. A chorus of workers don’t want to return to the office. Labor strikes may make for a scary October. McDonald’s is selling Happy Meals to adults. The Supreme Court is back. Dad Joke Theater returns and The Weekly Weed News reports on a new vacation trend. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 3, 2022 →

A Low Rider parody welcomes the weekend. Bezos’ ex-wife is divorcing again. Barry Bonds talks about Aaron Judge. A cannibal should have played Jeffrey Dahmer. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden takes on hunger. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 30, 2022 →

Does King Charles like his new job? Guy Fieri tests a new eatery. Little Picasso sets an art trend. Theaters were empty in September. The head coach of the Celtics is an MFer. And Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 29, 2022 →

Sing about how America is the 4th Best Country in the World! Jeff Bezos disses Shaquille O’Neal. Celebrate political pollsters. Alan Rickman’s diary is being published. Chipotle goes robotic. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains hurricanes. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 28, 2022 →

Sing about quitting your job. NASA blows up an asteroid. Brett Favre is in trouble. The Pro Bowl is dead. Meredith talks about Rihanna. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden loves Elton John. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 27, 2022 →

Songs are about the new king and playing fantasy football. Place your bets on the new Game of Thrones. Airplanes are filthy. Pinocchio sits down for an interview. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on CBD. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 12, 2022 →

A song from Pinocchio is about its dismal reviews. Fantasy football losers are Real American Heroes. Forrest Gump 2 almost got made. Dancing With The Stars is the same as always. The Sports Kid returns along with a new Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden had a weird dream about the Obamas. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 9, 2022 →

Sing about wearing the new Sex Suit. Jeff Bezos slams a certain movie critic. Football Films kicks off a new season. Morgan apologizes for September. A tennis legend is the MFer of the Week. A new Morning Shower Thought pops in your head. And We Mashup The News once again. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 8, 2022 →

A football widow sings about the new NFL season. Vladimir Putin bans two actors. Gandalf defends The Rings of Power. You could be the Special Master. Joe Biden destroys hecklers. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains Child Stars. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 7, 2022 →