Songs are about Ozzy Osbourne moving back to England and the start of Burning Man. Put Tom Brady’s excuse to work for you. Harry Styles hates Chicken Nuggets. Menthol Meredith talks international politics. Morning Shower Thoughts return, And Joe Biden continues to defend this student loan forgiveness. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 30, 2022 →

A country hit is about Monday morning. There’s a sale on paddles. A holiday classic is about back to school. Meghan Markle channels Joe Rogan. Corporations get an Inflation Fighting Tip. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Cheech and Chong talk about an all-time high. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 29, 2022 →

A lack of sleep makes people selfish. Fight the inflated price of electricity. Batgirl gets a funeral screening. A nightclub bans men who stare. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And Joe Biden addresses student loan forgiveness. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 26, 2022 →

A Heart parody is about student loan forgiveness. Morgan apologizes to those with no student debt. Rich people in California are wasting water. San Francisco is buying $20K trash cans. Gary Busey is the MFer of the Week. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 25, 2022 →

Sing about the price of new cars. J.Lo says Yes to the Mess. What are people saying about House of the Dragon? Heed a new Inflation Fighting Tip. Menthol Meredith expounds on the Game of Thrones prequel. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden keeps running into a strange woman. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 23, 2022 →

A song from The Jungle Book is about Quiet Quitting. Snoop raps about his new cereal. Jeff Bezos takes on Walmart. Capri Sun cleans itself up. The Crazy Cat Lady isn’t scared of monkeypox. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney chimes in on the Capri Sun recall. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, August 17, 2022 →

Foreigner sings about the return of Pumpkin Spice. Regale a new Real American Hero. Morgan Freeman is sorry about spaghetti sauce. Grapes will give you life. Menthol Meredith chimes in on Inflation. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden went to the movies. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 16, 2022 →

Two songs are about Hot Girls with IBS on TikTok and the CDC dropping the 6 Foot Rule. Jeff Bezos predicts your future. This summer’s hot enough to be a hot sauce. Give out a new Gas Saving Tip. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News talks about gifting stores. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 15, 2022 →

A Bob Seger parody is about back-to-school shopping. IRS agents may soon resemble Dirty Harry. The new flavor of Coca Cola tastes like dreams. A version of Only Fans is for old people. The Sports Kid returns. Enjoy a new Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden prepares for vacation. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, August 12, 2022 →

Reggae music calms down your dog. Donald Trump needs a Ring doorbell. Applebees is now fine dining. No Domino’s Pizza in Italy?!? Enjoy a new feature with Sam Jackson. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And we Mash Up the News! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, August 11, 2022 →