Sing about pop-up Halloween stores at the mall. Jeff Bezos goes to Rome. Student debt relief is easy. The Crypt Keeper is scared of Bird Flu. Grandma’s House is a haunted house. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney teaches about strict parents. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 19, 2022
A musical warning against dentistry on TikTok. Candidates are texting you. There’s a new treatment for aging QBs. The Crypt Keeper is haunted by inflation. Menthol Meredith talks about Kanye buying Parler. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden decorates for Halloween. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 18, 2022
Songs are about canceling the “Thumbs Up” emoji and the hassle of raking leaves. Pelosi and Trump face off in a rap battle. The military gets woke. Netflix adds ads. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech and Chong discuss Biden’s blanket pardon of potheads. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 17, 2022
Sing about the effect of inflation and then give a tip on how to fight it. What’s next for Halloween costumes for pets? Protecting the QB has gotten out of hand. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Joe Biden tries to be funny on purpose. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 14, 2022
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question New Music Releases and Re-releases At the Movies Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, October 14th, 2022
Sing about how “healthy” breakfast cereal isn’t. Scary things are on your neighbor’s lawn. Netflix goes full Dahmer. Tucker Carlson has questions. Draymond Green is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return and the news gets a mashup. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 13, 2022
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners ARE YOU A PERSON WHO’S HARD TO CONVINCE? … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, October 13th, 2022
Sing about missing your dog more than your spouse. Halloween parades are getting the ax. Morgan apologizes for drive-thrus. Join the suit against Texas Pete. Give a voice to candy corn. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney debunks family dinners. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 12, 2022
No autumn decoration is complete without gourds. Jeff Bezos answers William Shatner. Get a smile like in “Smile.” Gatorade has a new flavor. Meredith ranks fast food drive-thrus. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden has two words for you. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 11, 2022
A Human League parody is about Monday. Get the latest on the Twitter sale. Petting dogs is good for human brains. Drink the same water as the Navy. There’s a new toilet paper especially for TPing trees. Dad Joke Theater returns and The Weekly Weed News is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 10, 2022