Wake the Zombies on a Monday morning. Cheer a Super Bowl hero. What did you think of the “Pro Bowl”? The Chinese president speaks. Bet on the weather. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed news examines higher education. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 6, 2023
Americans are addicted to Junk Food. Jeff Bezos hates rock music. Morgan does a meta apology. The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominations are out. Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater goes adult. And Joe Biden talks about Hunter’s legal strategy. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 3, 2023
Sing about Groundhog Day and Tom Brady’s Retirement. Dr. Phil walks away from TV. Wrestlers want to star in rom-coms. An arrogant tech CEO is this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and we Mashup the latest news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 2, 2023
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners IT’S TIME FOR PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL TO DO HIS THING Today is Groundhog … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, February 2nd, 2023
Sing a happy song about the arrival of February. Jeff Bezos won’t deliver. Morgan Freeman is sorry for traffic. Liam Neeson reprises a role. Florida is the new Wild West. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains George Santos. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 1, 2023
Artificial Intelligence don’t need no education. Marie Kondo has given up on tidying up. Become a mumbling Netflix actor. There IS football on this weekend. Menthol Meredith says good riddance to Dry January. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and it’s time to call President Joe Biden. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 31, 2023
Monday is worse than Sex and Candy. Bezos is the original Tech Bro Super Villain. Jay Leno has a new show. Former Presidents clean house. Your junk drawer would like a word. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on Argentina. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 30, 2023
Sing about a proposed national sales tax. Honor bartenders in Dry January. There’s a new variety of Oreo. The Egg Mafia is here. And Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and Biden’s Weekly Address are all new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 27, 2023
A song parody is about tipping. Buy Splash Mountain Water. Xbox goes woke. Justin Bieber sells his songs. The Dallas Cowboys are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 26, 2023
Who is going to see Nickelback? Jeff Bezos is not selling any papers. Snubbed Oscar hopefuls get the “Waaah!” treatment. There’s a new Drag Queen reading stories to kids. Disney’s Star Wars Hotel is still too expensive. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains the dangers of AI. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 25, 2023