A short intro song is about busted brackets. Bono is no longer ashamed of ABBA. Ticketmaster gets rebranded. Confess to A.I. Help find new telemarketers. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech & Chong report on sleep. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 20, 2023 →

Drink like an Irishman. Jeff Bezos bans TikTok. Lucky Charms cures hangovers. Invest in a new bank. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And the President delivers his St. Patrick’s Day Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 17, 2023 →

Productivity is down during March Madness. Vladimir Putin explains the attack on our drone. Fear the Maine mafia. Irish identity is appropriated. Daylight Saving Time is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 16, 2023 →

Sing about Leprechauns. Tucker Carlson exposes the Cheese Tax. Florida is serving up seaweed. Karens are for rent. The boss leaves a motivational message. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney Explains March Madness. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 15, 2023 →

Lynyrd Skynyrd fills out their bracket. Jeff Bezos reports on shoplifting. Disney is expensive. The Roaming Gnome warns about Mexico. Menthol Meredith reports on the banking crisis. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden calms everyone’s fears. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 14, 2023 →

Sing about Daylight Savings and Elon’s Utopia. Cure your March Madness. Zelenskyy gets snubbed. Slap Fighting is a thing. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News reports on Oklahoma. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 13, 2023 →

Sing about the Oscar favorites no one saw. Jeff Bezos’ yacht sets sail. The tip screen inventor is a Real American Hero. Kool Aid grows up. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater puts on a new performance. And Joe Biden recruits. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 10, 2023 →

Toby Keith drinks BORGs. Eat Reese’s guilt free. Profile some WBC players. Morgan apologizes for Girl Scout Cookies. Ja Morant is on Sam Jackson’s list. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 9, 2023 →

A tribute song and a Mansplaining are for International Women’s Day. Ford is building cars of the future. What happens if Texas secedes? The Boss leaves another voicemail. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney hails the benefits of Dungeons & Dragons. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 8, 2023 →

Sing about half the world being overweight. Will Smith’s spokesman responds. Pete Davidson is a driving instructor. Menthol Meredith talks about A.I. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden waits on the phone. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 7, 2023 →