Sing about your Winter Body. Vlad and Xi get translated. Gwyneth Paltrow takes the stand. A.I. goes woke. The March Madness Capital One ads are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return and we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 23, 2023
The Cops theme is remade for Donald Trump. Morgan is sorry for Spring Cleaning. The Everything Shower is mansplained. Rupert Murdoch is getting hitched. The Boss leaves another motivational voicemail. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains deadly fungus. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 22, 2023
Give Team USA a boost! Hunter Biden’s opened his own laptop repair shop. Batman is gay?!? Spring Break in Miami gets a curfew. Menthol Meredith talks about a TikTok ban. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden gets a visit from Ted Lasso. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 21, 2023
A short intro song is about busted brackets. Bono is no longer ashamed of ABBA. Ticketmaster gets rebranded. Confess to A.I. Help find new telemarketers. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech & Chong report on sleep. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 20, 2023
Drink like an Irishman. Jeff Bezos bans TikTok. Lucky Charms cures hangovers. Invest in a new bank. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And the President delivers his St. Patrick’s Day Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 17, 2023
Productivity is down during March Madness. Vladimir Putin explains the attack on our drone. Fear the Maine mafia. Irish identity is appropriated. Daylight Saving Time is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 16, 2023
Sing about Leprechauns. Tucker Carlson exposes the Cheese Tax. Florida is serving up seaweed. Karens are for rent. The boss leaves a motivational message. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney Explains March Madness. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 15, 2023
Lynyrd Skynyrd fills out their bracket. Jeff Bezos reports on shoplifting. Disney is expensive. The Roaming Gnome warns about Mexico. Menthol Meredith reports on the banking crisis. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden calms everyone’s fears. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 14, 2023
Sing about Daylight Savings and Elon’s Utopia. Cure your March Madness. Zelenskyy gets snubbed. Slap Fighting is a thing. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News reports on Oklahoma. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 13, 2023
Sing about the Oscar favorites no one saw. Jeff Bezos’ yacht sets sail. The tip screen inventor is a Real American Hero. Kool Aid grows up. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater puts on a new performance. And Joe Biden recruits. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 10, 2023