No one knows where Tom Cruise lives. Cardi B is giving away microphones. Montana is the least sleep-deprived state. Menthol Meredith talks about Barbie. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden calls in to talk about his summer. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 1, 2023
Jeff Bezos clamps down. Morgan apologizes for Back to School ads. Retire like a politician. Metal Slides would like a word. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on Mastercard. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 31, 2023
America has become a nation of early birds. Jeff Bezos takes on Bill Gates. Save time seeing Barbie and Oppenheimer. Jonah Hill is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 20, 2023
Morgan Freeman is sorry for Tesla’s ugly new truck. The Bachelor has another spinoff. Beware of Florida Bunnies! The boss leaves a new message. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains the Hollywood labor strikes to kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 19, 2023
Play a love song about air conditioning. Heat seekers are vacationing in Death Valley. Menthol Meredith shrugs off Aspartame warnings. Getting out of bed is a Mission Impossible. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden talks about his age. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 18, 2023
Taylor Swift impacts the American economy. Speedos are making a comeback. Jeff Bezos had a great Prime Day. Morgan Freeman is sorry about summer concerts. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News is on strike. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 17, 2023
Sing about the sriracha shortage. Actors are on strike. 3 helpful hints will keep you cool. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater is new. And Joe Biden has a temper like Gordon Ramsay. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 14, 2023
Prime Day is like Christmas in July. Harrison Ford begs you to see Indiana Jones. Put Musk v. Zuck in historical perspective. Wembanyama’s security are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 13, 2023
Morgan Freeman is sorry for the price of a stamp. The Napoleon biopic is Dynamite. Capri Sun goes after the Prime Energy market. The Boss leaves a message from Pamplona. Dad Joke After Bedtime is back. And Barney explains energy drinks to kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 12, 2023
Jeff Bezos responds to how billionaires make $14M per day. Get ready for the All Star Game. Lab Grown Meat gets a reality show. Menthol Meredith chimes in on Threads. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden had a day at the beach. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 11, 2023