Don’t take your phone into the bathroom. Carlson and Lemon are the new Odd Couple. Aaron Rodgers is a player of a certain age. What do people think of a Biden-Trump rematch? The Boss leaves a new voicemail. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney gets your kids ready for work! Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 26, 2023
Sing about allergy season and your Itchy Eyes. Tucker Carlson has new questions. Ben & Jerry are not to be messed with. Super Mario Bros becomes a video game. Menthol Meredith talks about Bed, Bath & Beyond. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden announces on your show. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 25, 2023
Sing about more IKEAs and fewer Blue Checkmarks. Netflix is policing passwords. Elon Musk spins. A soda study will have you saying “No! Really? Wow!” Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News has the latest. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 24, 2023
Sing about Friday Brain. Jeff Bezos jabs Elon Musk. There’s a new movie about Cock Fighting. The Writer’s Guild makes their case. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden welcomes the Colombian president. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 21, 2023
4-20 is Cannabis Christmas. Morgan nearly apologizes for Fox News. The CEO of Bud Light speaks. Working children have their own TV show. Draymond Green is a MFer again. Morning Shower Thoughts return and we Mashup the News once more. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 20, 2023
Sing about a prison next to Disney World. Pick up after your kids instead of tweeting. David’s Bridal has deals. George Santos seeks another term. The Boss sends words of motivation. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains the Disney Prison. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 19, 2023
The new Little Mermaid is long. Budweiser tries a new ad campaign. Honey Traps get Mansplained. Clint Eastwood is making a new movie. Menthol Meredith talks about her weekend. Morning Shower Thoughts return and President Biden has a plan to plug the leaks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 18, 2023
Sing about Hating Monday and the Sunday Scaries that precede it. Jeff Bezos loses out on the Commanders. Morgan apologizes for Spring Break. Kids are getting cell phones very young. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed news tees up a story. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 17, 2023
Sing about the sound of potholes. Harry Potter comes to TV. Ask your doctor about Misinformation. Captain Marvel tries standup. Sports Kid has the latest. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Joe Biden is in Ireland. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 14, 2023
It’s the season to pay taxes. Say goodbye to Tupperware. Fyre Fest 2 is coming. Arnold will fill your potholes. Robot Police Dogs are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return and it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 13, 2023