Toby Keith sings about the declining popularity of bars. Jeff Bezos underpays his CEO. The Weeknd is no more. Target reacts to being a target. Dad Joke Theater returns. POTUS comments on the TikTok ban in Montana. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 19, 2023
Sing about the “Taco Tuesday” trademark. Morgan Freeman apologizes for dogs in restaurants. Keep your old car in top shape. The Bachelor is getting old. Ja Morant returns as the MFer of the Week. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 18, 2023
Sing about Martha Stewart on the cover of SI. Let a dog drive you home from the bar. Tom Hanks lives on forever. Ron DeSantis remakes Animal House. The Boss checks in. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains tracking kids with AirTags. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 17, 2023
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners IT’S A GOOD TIME TO FOCUS ON YOUR HEALTH Today is … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, May 17th, 2023
Snacking is the glue that holds America together. Jeff Bezos is hiring college grads. The TSA is using facial recognition. The Crazy Cat Lady doesn’t understand dogs. Menthol Meredith talks about Martha Stewart. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden’s on the phone. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 16, 2023
Wake up with The White Stripes. The world’s oldest dog retires. Peloton bikes are recalled. Fight hiccups like Bo Jackson. Dad Joke Theater stays up After Bedtime. And the Weekly Weed News reports on anesthesia. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 15, 2023
Celebrate Mother’s Day with a song and a message from Jeff Bezos. Move over Ted Lasso. What if men made “Get Ready With Me” videos? The Sports Kid returns along with Dad Joke Theater and the President’s Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 12, 2023
Parents are AirTagging their kids. Tucker Carlson questions Twitter. Register your wedding at Etsy. Science takes on spoilers. Robert De Niro is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 11, 2023
Sing about the cost of Senior Prom. Jeff Bezos mocks Zuckerberg’s Jiu Jitsu. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your dog. A.I. is interviewing for your job. The Boss has a great Mother’s Day idea. Dad Joke Theater Returns. And Barney explains cryogenics. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 10, 2023
Sing about working from bed. Tipping culture is out of hand. Travelocity has the best hotels for toe sucking. What comes after Bare Minimum Monday? Menthol Meredith chimes in on Mother’s Day. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden discusses the latest polls. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 09, 2023