Van Halen sings about teachers on OnlyFans. You’re going to win Powerball. 007 almost had a different name. And Sports Kid, Joe Biden, and Dad Joke Theater are all new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, October 6, 2023
Jeff Bezos also didn’t win Powerball. Morgan is sorry for the FEMA alert. The Golden Bachelor gets a spinoff. The House is haunted. NFL Camera operators get called out. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, October 5, 2023
The lottery sales clerk is a hero. Get ready for more naked reality shows. San Francisco has pirates. Japan’s senior citizen boy band craze is coming here. The Boss checks in. And Dad Joke Theater is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, October 4, 2023
Jeff Bezos addresses the Amazon gift card scam. The baseball playoffs are here. Tom Hanks’ voice is stolen for ads. The new TV season is just like all the others. Menthol Meredith is a Swiftie. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, October 3, 2023
Airbnb shuts down parties. There’s an alternative to hot McDonald’s coffee. Sleeping gets competitive. Banning books is good. Russell Brand is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, September 21, 2023
Sing about Hunter’s gun. Fear the Woke Haunted House. Hercule Poirot gets another sequel. A vegan cat speaks. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Cheech and Chong report on football. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, September 18, 2023
Morgan Freeman apologizes for the new booster. There’s a better deal than buying the new iPhone. Get all your Taylor Swift news in one place. DWTS is back. Metlife Stadium is an MFer. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, September 14, 2023
Aaron Rodgers has a new job. Get to the doctor! The new Fall TV season will be different. Dine from the kids menu. The Boss leaves a message. Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, September 13, 2023
Jeff Bezos defends against a lawsuit. There’s a solution for America’s laxative shortage. Name your baby like Elon Musk. Kim Jong Un is translated. Menthol Meredith celebrates Twinkies. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, September 12, 2023
Aaron Rodgers makes his debut as a NY Jet. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Jimmy Fallon. Arby’s has too many meats. A new Walking Dead spinoff is here. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on home delivery. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, September 11, 2023