Bid farewell to the women’s World Cup team. Jeff Bezos is the king of back-to-school shopping. Mutant Turtles join Barbie and Oppenheimer. Have a Barbie-themed funeral. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News plants seeds. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 7, 2023
Post Malone teaches a master class in songwriting. Dr. Fauci advises his replacement. Courtroom sketch artists are heroes. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater is new. And Joe Biden wants to go to jail. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, August 4, 2023
A zoo in China swears their bears are real. Lizzo needs new dancers. Bury the incandescent light bulb. The temperature of the ocean is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, August 3, 2023
Women are giving their boyfriends the Barbie Test. Morgan apologizes for misleading fast food photos. Deliver bad news with Cameo. The Boss leaves a message. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains kids serving alcohol. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, August 2, 2023
No one knows where Tom Cruise lives. Cardi B is giving away microphones. Montana is the least sleep-deprived state. Menthol Meredith talks about Barbie. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden calls in to talk about his summer. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 1, 2023
Jeff Bezos clamps down. Morgan apologizes for Back to School ads. Retire like a politician. Metal Slides would like a word. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on Mastercard. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 31, 2023
America has become a nation of early birds. Jeff Bezos takes on Bill Gates. Save time seeing Barbie and Oppenheimer. Jonah Hill is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 20, 2023
Morgan Freeman is sorry for Tesla’s ugly new truck. The Bachelor has another spinoff. Beware of Florida Bunnies! The boss leaves a new message. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains the Hollywood labor strikes to kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 19, 2023
Play a love song about air conditioning. Heat seekers are vacationing in Death Valley. Menthol Meredith shrugs off Aspartame warnings. Getting out of bed is a Mission Impossible. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden talks about his age. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 18, 2023
Taylor Swift impacts the American economy. Speedos are making a comeback. Jeff Bezos had a great Prime Day. Morgan Freeman is sorry about summer concerts. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News is on strike. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 17, 2023