Timothee Chalamet is the new Candy Man. Jeff Bezos is the new Santa Claus. Get your cheap stocking stuffers in one place. The Sports Kid returns. Joe Biden is not an oldie. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, December 15, 2023
Christmas Trees debate! What’s Bill Belichick’s next job? Tom Cruise is dating a younger woman. Send your hair into space. Draymond Green is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, December 14, 2023
Morgan apologizes for 2023 Google Searches. Swifties are torturing their cats. Men are getting butt implants. Tucker Carlson starts a streaming service. The Boss has a warning. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, December 13, 2023
Some Christmas songs are a driving danger. The Golden Globes add new categories. Jeff Bezos doesn’t clean. Get rich like Ohtani. Menthol Meredith loves Cameo. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, December 12, 2023
Monday is the most popular day of the year for breakups. Let Hunter Biden do your taxes. Lose weight like Oprah. Zombies are taking over TV. The Weekly Weed News and Dad Joke Theater are new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, December 11, 2023
SantaCon is coming to town. Salute inflatable lawn decorations. Feed your Golden Retriever Boyfriend. The Sports Kid reports. President Biden celebrates Hanukkah. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the UCN … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, December 8, 2023
Everyone hates the TikTok DINKs. Taylor Swift is Person of the Year. George Santos is Santa Claus. Kim Jong Un gets translated. 3-hour long movies are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, December 7, 2023
Morgan is sorry for bad Christmas candy. McDonald’s has another spinoff restaurant. US students can’t do math. The Boss gives you an awesome responsibility. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, December 6, 2023
Jeff Bezos’ yacht is too big. George Santos hits the big screen. The Word of the Year gets an In Memoriam tribute. Elon Musk tweaks more advertisers. Menthol Meredith is not a fan of concert films. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, December 5, 2023
We all have junk drawers. Elon Musk can’t speak. Morgan is sorry for your tangled Christmas lights. Save on irrelevant ornaments. The Weekly Weed News reports on the Amish. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, December 4, 2023