We all have junk drawers. Elon Musk can’t speak. Morgan is sorry for your tangled Christmas lights. Save on irrelevant ornaments. The Weekly Weed News reports on the Amish. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, December 4, 2023
Sing about sick men. Morgan apologizes for your sniffles. Spotify sharers are heroes. Zoom helps you sleep. John Oates is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the UCN Archive … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, November 30, 2023
Amazon trucks are everywhere. White House decorations get political. Sports Illustrated is written by AI. TikTok cleans toilets. The Boss has a task for you. Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, November 29, 2023
Jeff Bezos is selling cars now. It’s not too late for a Movember mustache. The Hallmark Channel is hiring. What comes after Cyber Monday? Menthol Meredith has streaked at Disneyland. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, November 28, 2023
Sing about a Woke Christmas. Get better deals than Cyber Monday. Enjoy leftover-flavored ice cream. Drug Ads are changing. Cheech and Chong want representation. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, November 27, 2023
In observance of Thanksgiving, this DailyPost covers Wednesday and Friday of this week. The next new DailyPost will go live on Sunday evening for Monday, November 27. On behalf of the entire UCN team, we’d like to wish you all a very happy and healthy Thanksgiving. If you’re flying you’re waiting in lines. Celebrate the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, November 22 & Friday, November 24, 2023
The Turkey Song gets updated. George Santos has the perfect new job. Thanksgiving is terrifying. Cops go after gays. Cheech and Chong mourn. And Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, November 20, 2023
Elmo is on Cameo. Get educated like the dopes on TikTok. The NYPD is selling designer fakes. The Sports Kid reports. Joe Biden fights Thanksgiving inflation. And Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, November 17, 2023
The Chinese President gets translated. Jeff Bezos appears in more magazines. Pablo Escobar’s Hippos inspire a new game. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Marvel. Congress is full of MFers. A Morning Shower Thought is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, November 16, 2023
Are you sick of Taylor and Travis? The Thanksgiving Parade goes woke. Go to Lauren Sanchez’s plastic surgeon. Dog News files a new report. The Boss leaves a message. And Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, November 15, 2023