Tuesday’s TV Soundbites: ABC: Dancing with the Stars (season finale) Fox: So You Think You Can Dance NBC: The Voice TBS: Conan E!: Chelsea Chelsea – The Pattinson-Stewart dissolution Conan – No impeachment Conan – English as a first language SYTYCD – Theme with Cat Deeley Intro SYTYCD – Getting to know you SYTYCD – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Wednesday, May 22, 2013
eHarmony will soon mix business with pleasure. The dating website is launching a service where they will match employees with employers and we’ve got a fake commercial. The men’s cosmetics industry is a booming business. Soon you’ll see a lot more ads for men’s makeup much like our fake commercial for Larry-Al! Memorial Day is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Monday’s TV Soundbites: ABC: Dancing with the Stars CBS: Rules of Engagement (series finale) NBC: The Voice TBS: Conan Conan – Commencement exercise Conan – Middle-aged Crazy Conan – Butt-Dialing Conan – Chloe and 24 Conan – Chloe and the computer TheVoice – Maroon 5 TheVoice – Holly Tucker TheVoice – Judging Holly Tucker DWTS … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Everyone wants to stay home in bed on a Monday morning and we have a Phillip Phillips parody that feels everyone’s pain. Wish you could own a topless painting of Bea Arthur, but can’t shell out 1.9 million bucks? Then the big new art sale at the Ramada Inn is for you! Mr. Smarty Pants … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 20, 2013
This Weekend’s TV Soundbites: ABC: Tracy Morgan hosts the Billboard Music Awards Fox: Cleveland Show, Simpsons and Family Guy season finales NBC: Saturday Night Live season finale, All-Star Celebrity Apprentice season finale AMC: Mad Men HBO: Game of Thrones SNL – Host Ben Affleck SNL – Weekend update SNL – AM Rubbish SNL – Kanye … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Monday, May 20, 2013
American Idol is over and there’s much uncertainty about who will be on the show next year. No one knows for sure, but we have a feeling Ryan Seacrest ain’t going anywhere! Star Trek Into Darkness will surely be the movie to beat this weekend. We have two new super-short, super-funny fake movie trailers for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 17, 2013
Thursday’s TV Soundbites: ABC: Grey’s Anatomy season finale CBS: Big Bang Theory season finale Fox: The American Idol season finale NBC: The Office series finale TBS: Conan Conan – The grass in greener Conan – Happy endings AmIdol – Theme with Seacrest Open AmIdol – Idols on Tour sing AmIdol – The Band Perry and … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, May 17, 2013
Ozzy Osbourne is parlaying his guest appearance on CSI into a whole string of cameos on lots of CBS shows. The new Star Trek film opens at midnight on Thursday. If you can’t get out to see it, we’ve got a preview of the movie’s opening sequence. OJ Simpson took the stand on Wednesday. We … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 16, 2013
Wednesday’s TV Soundbites: ABC: The Middle, Modern Family Fox: American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance History: Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy TBS: Conan SYTYCD – Theme with Cat Deeley Intro SYTYCD – Dad Jazz SYTYCD – Amy is better than Dad Conan – Veep Conan – Pet Lovers ModFam – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, May 16, 2013
Today we celebrate the man who walks while he works – Mr. Treadmill Desk Worker: A Real American Hero. How do the 1-percent avoid the lines at Disney World? They hire a handicapped person to go on all the rides with them so they can cut to the front. We ran with this same concept … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 15, 2013