The Toy Store that inspired Toy Story is going under. There’s a new Elmo doll. Talk to the person who had Neuralink implanted. The Boss wants you in the headlines. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, January 31, 2024
Own a soup-stained masterpiece. Boeing 737s are back in service. The NFL is rigged? Dye your hair like Donald. Menthol Meredith talks about the Super Bowl. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, January 30, 2024
Budweiser wants to repair their image. It’s not too late for Dry January. Monday starts tax season. People are tired. The Weekly Weed News reports. Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, January 29, 2024
Everyone’s a Lions fan. Jeff Bezos downplays his birthday bash. Celebrate the Hero at your table. Biden sympathizes with Trump. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, January 26, 2024
Create a new award show for Oscar snubees. Sports Illustrated is eulogized. We have the perfect Valentine’s gift for the polyamorous. The head of Boeing is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, January 25, 2024
People walk differently holding their phones. Barbie is snubbed. Morgan apologizes for the stock market. Let Biden robocall for you. The Boss follows up. Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, January 24, 2024
Remember those who never made it to the New Hampshire Primary. TV is moving towards pay-per-view. Break the chains of corporate jargon addiction. Menthol Meredith does Hurkle Durkle. Hack your life with Rocco. Morning Shower Thoughts are new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, January 23, 2024
There are too many anthems before the Super Bowl. Morgan apologizes for your ice scraper. Sue over concerts gone wrong. People are giving up caffeine. The Weekly Weed News uncovers a mystery. And Dad Joke Theater is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, January 22, 2024
The SNF theme worries about more boring blowout playoff games. Pauly Shore lands a new role. Arnold Schwarzenegger is on the line. The Sports Kid is back. Biden gives Trump a hand. And Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, January 18, 2024
How long before there’s Ozempic for dogs? Phone calls are a horror show. Get ready for an even bigger cruise ship. Politics is breaking up marriages. Face Tattoos are an MFer. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, January 18, 2024