Fans of botany are flocking to Washington to get a whiff of the rare Corpse Flower before FTD turns it into a new breakup bouquet. We have a new Show Open about how mosquitos are attracted to people who drink beer and have smelly feet. Some deaf customers of Starbucks are suing because they were … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 17, 2013
TV Audio from Tuesday night: ABC: Extreme Weight Loss Fox: MLB All-Star Game final call NBC: America’s Got Talent TBS: Conan E: Chelsea Chelsea – Hollywood Game Night XtremeWtLoss – Open XtremeWtLoss – The Client XtremeWtLoss – A new Phase 1 record XtremeWtLoss – Falling off the weight loss wagon XtremeWtLoss – 434 to 230 … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Justin Timberlake used to bring sexy back but now that we’re in another heat wave, it’s all about his Sweaty Back! We have a Show Open with a baseball All Star theme. CBS will put a disclaimer before Big Brother and so we created three new disclaimers for some other TV shows. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 16, 2013
TV Audio from Monday night: ABC: The Bachelorette CBS: Under the Dome Bravo: Real Housewives TBS: Conan E: Chelsea ESPN: MLB Home Run Derby Chelsea – Kitchen Nightmare Bachelorette – Preview Bachelorette – He says he is a chiropractor Bachelorette – Des and her controversial brother Bachelorette – Zack zapped Final Call – MLB Yoenis … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Justin Bieber called Bill Clinton to apologize and we’ve got exclusive audio of Bubba answering the phone. The Royal Baby is expected any moment now so we parodied the official announcement with a surprise interruption from another new daddy. We have new fake trailers for Pacific Rim and Grown Ups 2. Barack Obama’s Weekly Address … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 12, 2013
Audio from Thursday’s TV: CBS: Big Brother Fox: Hell’s Kitchen NBC: And the Winner Is, Hollywood Game Night TNT: Hero Bravo: Watch What Happens Live BigBro15 – Recap BigBro15 – Theme BigBro15 – Aaryn confronted about her racism BigBro15 – Nominees argue their case BigBro15 – A tearful farewell for Nick BigBro15 – Nick sees … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, July 12, 2013
The coolest toy of the Summer shoots warm liquid! Get your kids The Bieber Soaker! Mexico has surpassed The United States as the world’s most overweight country and they’re so proud they’ve put a new twist on a traditional Mexican song. The Royal Baby is expected any day now. Get ready with a short music … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 11, 2013
Audio from Wednesday’s TV: CBS: Big Brother Fox: Master Chef NBC: America’s Got Talent History: Larry the Cable Guy TBS: Conan Conan – Going with the flow Conan – Java Jive Conan – High Anxiety MasterChef – What is in the Mystery Box MasterChef – Lynn sets a new standard MasterChef – Lynn leaves MasterChef … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, July 11, 2013
Golden Corral is looking to bounce back with a very honest ad campaign for their all new Dumpster Buffet! Cap’n Crunch appreciates Jay-Z’s endorsement so much that he’s created a tribute album. Dog TV is a brand new channel for dogs and we’ve got some sponsors all lined up. Parody Jeremy returns with a song … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Tuesday’s TV Audio: ABC: Extreme Weight Loss Fox: So You Think You Can Dance NBC: America’s Got Talent TBS: Conan XtremeWtLss – Open XtremeWtLss – Current Client Jami XtremeWtLss – Jami needs to lose weight and gain self esteem XtremeWtLss – A slimmer Jami meets her birth mom XtremeWtLss – 365 days equals 130 lbs … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Wednesday, July 10, 2013