Forget Tebowing…the newest craze among NFL fans is Manning! The Crypt Keeper brings you a tale of terror with an installment of Celebrity Hauntings. Vanilla flavoring is extracted from the anal sack of a Beaver. Bet you didn’t know that. And we bet you’d love to fill your studio with smell of Beaver Butt Air … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 8, 2013
TV Audio from these shows: ABC: Dancing with the Stars CBS: How I Met Your Mother Fox: Sleepy Hollow NBC: The Voice HIMYM – Marshall is en route HIMYM – Theme HIMYM – Bro Code in history HIMYM – Poker with Tim Gunn SleepyHollow – Smooth Operator SleepyHollow – Theme SleepyHollow – The Hessian has … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Tuesday, October 8, 2013
UCN Written Prep Tuesday, October 8, 2013 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Mars vs. Venus New DVD Releases and Re-releases Top DVD Sales and Rentals New Music Releases and Re-releases Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Lifestyles Our Weird World … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, October 8, 2013
The weirdest thing about the new season of The Voice is Cee Lo’s head tattoo. Permanent or temporary, it looks ridiculous and it’s time to mock it with a song parody. Do you know someone who can’t stop sending replies to text messages? Get them the help they need with a special PSA. Coach Gruden … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 7, 2013
TV Audio from these shows: NBC: Saturday Night Live CBS: The Amazing Race Fox: The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad Bravo: Real Housewives E!: Kardashians Kardashians – Dogs life Kardashians – Too Much Information CONTENT Kardashians – Khlo Money SNL – Once again Miley Cyrus SNL -WkndUpdate Shutdown SNL – Musical Guest Miley Cyrus … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Monday, October 7, 2013
UCN Written Prep Monday, October 7, 2013 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Web Tripping It Really Happened In… Box Office Report Interesting Interviews Best TiVo Bets Lifestyles Our Weird World Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Cool Stuff … Continue reading Written Prep for October 7, 2013
You’ve got a Bruce Springsteen parody about the government shutdown. Miley Cyrus is hosting SNL and you’ve got a sneak peek at her introduction. Have fun with “Gravity” and “Runner Runner” with Fake Trailers for each. Barack Obama’s Weekly Address is about how bored he is since the shutdown. And the post ends with a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 4, 2013
TV Audio from these shows: CBS: Big Bang Theory, Two and a Half Men, The Crazy Ones, The Millers Fox: Glee NBC: Parks and Recreation, Michael J. Fox, Welcome to the Family, Sean Saves the World CrazyOnes – Theme CrazyOnes – Duck Soup CrazyOnes – A job for Andrew Millers – The Divorce Millers – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, October 4, 2013
Pay tribute to the Real American Hero who’s still getting paid even though no one else is, Mr. Government Shutdown Congressman! Homer Simpson sings a catchy 80s pop tune about which character might be killed off the show. Arnold Schwarzenegger gave his illegitimate son a home gym for his 16th birthday and now you can … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 3, 2013
TV Audio from these shows: ABC: The Middle, Back in the Game, Modern Family and Super Fun Night CBS: Survivor Fox: X Factor TBS: Conan Middle – Middle School Crazy Middle – No fear of swirlies Middle – Separation anxiety Middle – Textifying BITG – Restroom facilities BITG – Theme BITG – Job seeking BITG … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, October 3, 2013